No, it's straight, you're vision is just screwy

My vision is really, really good

No it's not - you can't even see that muffin you;re eating!

I have VERY good hearing....

No you don't. It's my job to disprove it. I am commited to doing it, so you might as well accept that your hearing is lousy.

I am a webdesigner, therefore I am not.

No, you are he as I am he as you are me and we are all together!

Man, you should've seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe!

I should not have. Because I wasn't there. Nor was I watching it on tv. So me seeing it would have been strange.

This is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but lies.

You are unable to handle the (un)truth!

All Your Base Are Belong To Us.

Almost, but not quite. I have this one base which are not belong to you. See? It has my name on it.

I don't have anything particularly funny to say, sorry.

Yes you do, you just can't think of it!

You Have No Choice To Survive Make Your Time!

I do have a DIE CATS! DIE! chance to survive, sorry...

You know what you doing

Phhhppttt...I never have any idea wht I'm doing, not even now, what is this place, who am I, what's all this fiver shit, who are you people?!?

Planting crabapple trees in a high school courtyard is not a wise landscaping decision.

Depends what kind of High School. For example, if it belongs to Plato and is on a hill, it might well be a good idea.

Main Screen Turn On!

That's a command, not a statement. :)

This smilie is mostly yellow: :)

No,this smilie is most yellow :wink:

No,this smilie is most yellow :wink:

No, this one is:
http://xeroc.zapto.org/sun.jpg

The picture above is of the sun.

It may be a picture, but it is a specially made picture using an expensive camera because you can't hitch a ride in a space shuttle and fly that close to the sun and expect to get a good picture of the sun with your normal camera without getting sunspots in your picture of the sun.

Mars is not only a candy bar, but it is also a planet.

That's the Sun, silly. Certainly not just any old sun--the Betelgeusians will tell you that much ;)




Cliffhangers Week is over now.

How can it be if the last fiver was a Cliffhanger?


This is cool -> 8)

No, it's not, it is computer code, and has no discernable temperature. ANd they don't make Mars bars anymore.

I hafta pee.

no you don't, if you did you'd be dancing around, chanting 'gotta pee' over and over again

I'm a resident of Canada

No you're not, Canada is just a myth.

I'm rereading the Harry Potter books again.