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SigKitty Kidnapped!
Seko The SigKitty Kidnapped!
Jack Sparrow: So why I am here? Opium: Didn’t I tell you? Jack Sparrow: Yes, but I won’t use that knowledge until you befit my namesake with the proper respect. Opium: You mean…*types* this? CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Yes. Opium: So you know that TopHatMan and John want to kidnap Seko for taking so much time away from them? CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Yes, and this is not very smooth exposition. Opium: But I’m typing it. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: You’re insane. Opium: Back to the topic…TopHatMan and John want Seko. You have to stop them. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Aren’t they rather limited themselves? Opium: Well…you could play along. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: But Ginga’s signature will not change, as you lack the power to hack into her computer. Opium: But… CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: and therefore, TopHatMan and John lack the power. So basically, your plan is dead in the water. Opium: But… CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: And shouldn’t it be Jake who is typing this on his typewriter? Opium: But… CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Just let people look at my picture, okay? Opium: Fine then. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: You do realize this is the reason you do not get much fanfic typing done…you need to start pushing your characters around more. Stand up for yourself, woman! Opium: Okay, I will. Now here, everyone look your picture: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1.../confused2.jpg[/img] |
Wait.
So... Seko's not getting kidnapped because it can't be done? Aww, but I wanted to be able to put http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2..._Ginga/SKK.jpg in my sig... :( |
Well, ...
Chapter 2: Jake's Story Opium: What if Ginga wants to have Seko kidnapped? CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: That’s one nutter short of a whirled hot rum. Opium: Right… In a dark place, probably a basement suite, John: Maybe I will get a personality! Jake: No. I am writing this. I have the typewriter. I will not give you a personality. John: Please? TopHatMan: I found this strange sigkitty while I was wandering around the mall dazed and confused. I have brought sigkitty home, as she has now gotten too much attention. She was in MY mall. John: Sweet! We can…like…get attention with this somehow! Jake: You realize that this will also give attention to… John: Shut up typewriter boy! Jake: Um…sure. I’ll go buy some sigkitty food. SigKitty: meow. TopHatMan: I can’t be sure, but that meow may have meant something else than meow! SigKitty: Mao. What will happen to Seko the SigKitty? Will John and TopHatMan get attention? Will Jake come back with Iams or Purina sigkitty food? Opium: Nah! I made it work, I made it work. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Here, have some rum. Perhaps, since being sober makes you crazy, rum will make you sober. To be continued? |
AWESOME.
*goes to change sig* *steals some of that rum* |
Stay tuned for more!
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Oooh! Can I have a cameo where sigkitty mauls me horribly? Oh, did I say sigkitty? I meant of course "hamster thing". :P
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*meows pitifully* |
Chapter 3: The Sorrow of Sparrow
CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: I’m back again, am I? Opium: Yes, I need someone to give exposition. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Is this a well-made play or a melodrama? Opium: Well, I haven’t had enough music for a melo-drama, have I? CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me *takes swig of kahlua* Forumgoers: Kahlua? CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: It’s all I could *hic* find in this sea shanty! John: Hehe, look, Seko, sigkittynip! You don’t get any! Seko: MEOW! TopHatMan: She can’t say much, can she? PointyHairedJedi: Hi, here’s your pizza. Why, what’s this, a tiny sigkitty in a cage? Here sigkittykitty! Aren’t you just a cute little weak useless thing*opens cage* AAAAAAHH! GET THIS THING OFF ME! Seko: MEOW! I’m not weak! PointyHairedJedi: Will this be the GAK of PHJ? CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Shouldn’t you be studying sociology? Opium: Shhhh, either have an idea or not. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Well, you could… Jake: Hey guys, I couldn’t decide which Sigkitty food to get, so I got Iams and Purina both. PointyHairedJedi: HELP ME! Jake: Okay. *puts PHJ in cage, away from SigKitty* PointyHairedJedi: That’s not what I meant… Seko: Meow. *sticks tongue out at PHJ* |
Can I be a co-conspirator in this, the shunned one?
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The Cage Of Days
CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow: For the sake of Rum…it’s 11 am on a Sunday! Go to sleep. Opium: Can’t, have rehearsal. Now…what’s your newest idea? CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Can’t I go home now while you continue your odd little tale? Opium: No, as this is my fanfic, and I say no. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Fine, fine. Try having a shunned co-conspirator with PHJ who is shunned, Opium: BRILLIANT! PHJ: Why am I still stuck in this Days Of Our Lives-esq cage? Jake: This is the BEST writing I’ve done since DS9 finished *continues typewriting* TopHatMan: Seko has joined our side! Although we don’t actually trust her and her shifty eyes. Seko: Meow. richardson:*bursts in door* I am here, to save the day! Oo! Cute kitty…hello kitty… Seko: MEOOOOOOOW!*epic battle scene between richardson and Seko* richardson: Eep! Now I’m stuck in the cage too! John: Yes, yes you are. PHJ: Could this be the end? richardson: I’m not going to disagree with you. TopHatMan: With what? You two this met? CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Was that good for you, dear? Opium: Jack, why are you talking to the claymation deer on tv? CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: I have a serious drinking problem, and I suffer from heat stroke. Opium: That’s very…OOO, I’ve got to get ready now! Bye Jack! |
Hmm... that wasn't quite what I ment.. I wonder if I can get my pocket phaser out of my pocket. Nah, then seko would be after me again. maybe a something with a giant wooden version of me, and a tunnel and... *Rambles on* or maybe I should just whip out my communicator and call for rescue from my clone army... then have them beaten up like stormtroopers or redshirts... dagnabit.. that sig-kitty has me beat.
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Mercy! I'm begging you! Please! Let me out the cage! Put me in another cage, I don't care! As long as it's not the same one as him! Though, thinking about it, that plan with the ten thousand pocket watches, a dozen tins of green paint and the three old men sounds quite good... |
Chapter 5: Prison of DOOOOM!
CAPTIAN Jack Sparrow: Oh, goody, more insanity. Opium: We’ve gotten resquests. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: People are yet to realize that Seko is out of the cage. Opium: It’s better than… CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Tut tut, PG only. richardson: I know what I can do! *takes out flashlight from back pocket* PHJ: Bash that light over my head? Please? Seko: MEOW! TopHatMan: Seko, why are you still here? You’re free! John: Yes…unless…we’re ALL in a prison? Mayweather: That’s right, you are all in my Prison of Doom! I do not get many lines, so… richardson: *unlocking cage* Hey, we’re free! We’re…who are you? Mayweather: I’m Mayweather, from Enterprise! PHJ: You’re on Enterprise? Do you play a redshirt? A Klingon? Mayweather: See? SEE? THIS IS WHY I HAVE KIDNAPPED YOU ALL! * breaks down crying* John: So, richardson, you used that flashlight to short out the cage’s lock? richardson: Yes. John: So while Mayweather is having his breakdown, how about you do the same on the lock of the prison door. Jake: Not so fast! I want another line! TopHatMan: You got it. Open the door already! richardson: *opens door* Seko: MEOW! Look at me! I’m the centre of the story! I… PHJ: Yay, we are free! CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Right, that was interesting. Opium: Oh, sure, like you always make total sense. |
This is strange, but I like it all the same. :D
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If Mayweather gets a cameo, I think Janeway needs a cameo...
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WHAT? A kidnapping type thing without ME?
Er, yeah, could I maybe, save 'em all? If it helps, Mayweather is my favourite character... Janeway is too So is Data and Spock and Sisko and Worf and Geordi and Picard and McCoy and Kirk My Better Half: STOP IT! sorry... |
May I be included? :?:
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SigKitty Kidnapped is the new eTrektion.
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You're all nuts.
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Sa'ar - As if we didn't know that before. :wink: |
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