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Zeke 07-17-2005 05:42 AM

July 16
 


Welcome to Day 31, the other last day of Cliffhanger Week. We have two items today, one big and one HUGE.
<ul>[*]First up is the conclusion of Five-Minute "The Sacrifice of Angels," by me. This, at last, wraps up our series of DS9 cliffhangers. Originally I said we'd have one a day, but I didn't realize how long CW was going to be -- nonetheless, we had a hang of a lot of them.[*]And now the big surprise. Unbeknownst even to me, Kira decided to make another comic fiver, this time for one of 5MV's most popular and oft-referenced fivers to date: my "The Best of Both Worlds." Kira has done a masterful job bringing it to life, and I'm deeply flattered. The Part I pages are now up; Part II will be provided tomorrow.[/list]

Oh, did I say tomorrow? I guess that means today isn't the real last day of CW either, eh? Be here tomorrow for Day 32!

Xeroc 07-17-2005 05:44 AM

Day 32 is a great day to end it on...


...OR WILL IT?


Excellent comic fiver! Can't wait for part II! :D

Opium 07-17-2005 11:26 AM

OoO! A great fiver and a great comic adaption! Both really good!

Derek 07-17-2005 01:33 PM

Quote:

Dukat: You've got to come with me, Ziyal! I love you!
Ziyal: I love you too, Da-- GAK!
Dukat: GASP! Damar, what have you DONE?
Damar: Didn't you hear her? She was saying "I love you too -- dead"! It was an obvious death threat! Also, she was ugly and I didn't like her.
Sadly for Damar what she was really going to say was "I love you too, Damar." If only he'd known....

mudshark 07-17-2005 04:51 PM

Nice conclusion, Zeke. :D
Quote:

(FLASH)
Prophets: Hiya. We're still wormhole aliens.
Sisko: I don't have time for this!
Prophets: "Time"? What is this "time"?
Sisko: Oh NO. Don't tell me we have to go through the whole --
Prophets: Nah, we get it now, we're just yanking your chain.
:mrgreen:
Quote:

Sisko: No dice -- I'm dying and that's FINAL! Wait, what?
Prophets: But there is a price to pay. We will not be there to help you when you go to the Fire Caves.
Sisko: Well, I'll just be careful not to go there.
Heh.
Suspected R&A that I was unable to check because Google is down right now. ( :( )
Quote:

... the clone of Satan ...

The worm got them.

... these troops will go back to their comrades with tales of terror and defeat, spreading fear through --

... crazier than a room full of chimps on a raktajino high.


On the comic: Nicely done, Kira! :D Some great 'cap choices to fit the dialogue, like Riker's expression for the "Oh. Well, that's a bummer." line on Page 9. 'Sides, it was fun just going through that fiver again. (Btw, Zeke, I can't remember whether anyone asked at the time, but was the thing about the moth in the Borg footprint a reference, either to "A Sound of Thunder" or to Godzilla? Just wondered.)


Good stuff. :D

Zeke 07-17-2005 04:59 PM

Yep, that's an "A Sound of Thunder" reference -- I'm a huge Ray Bradbury fan. Good catch.

Wowbagger 07-17-2005 07:19 PM

I must say that TBOBW fiver seems better suited to comic form than the others we've seen so far. Or maybe that's just Kira's mad skills at work.

PointyHairedJedi 07-17-2005 10:37 PM

Most excellent work, all round.

You know, reading that fiver has led me to wonder if Zeke is perhaps a wormhole alien himself... ;)

Zeke 07-18-2005 02:21 AM



July 17


I've decided Day 32 will be tomorrow, not today. There are two reasons for this: one, our hitcounts tend to be lower on weekends, and two, 32 really IS the last day of Cliffhanger Week and I can use another day to make it as good as possible. See you then.

mudshark 07-18-2005 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeke
Yep, that's an "A Sound of Thunder" reference -- I'm a huge Ray Bradbury fan. Good catch.

Great story, The Butterfly Effect notwithstanding.

Ginga 07-18-2005 06:14 AM

I am now of the firm belief that we need more comic fivers.

I've been just staring at the Lalo image and laughing at it for the past 5 minutes.

Somehow it's even more hysterical with pictures...

Zeke 07-18-2005 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mudshark
Great story, The Butterfly Effect notwithstanding.

Notwithstanding? I love that movie.

Quote:

Originally Posted by PointyHairedJedi
You know, reading that fiver has led me to wonder if Zeke is perhaps a wormhole alien himself...

How's that?

PointyHairedJedi 07-18-2005 09:07 PM

Non-linear concepts of time and all that. :P

evay 07-19-2005 03:15 AM

Yes, despite Ashton whoselastnameIcan'tspell's potential to be a lightweight or an actor who can't make the jump to the big screen, The Butterfly Effect turned out to be a decent little lite-scifi kind of film. The premise was interesting and was decently executed. The acting was fine, and I was satisfied with the ending. That's a lot more than I can say about some of the big blockbuster type SFF movies I've seen over the last few years (Phantom Menace, AOTC, Fantastic 4...)

Zeke 07-19-2005 05:10 AM



July 18


On further reflection, I've decided it's not unreasonable to give myself just a couple more days with the CW conclusion, as I really need the extra time. Day 32 will be on Wednesday. However, to allay any concerns in advance, here's the deal: if I'm not done by Wednesday, I'll publish whatever I've got, and that'll be it. One way or the other, Cliffhanger Week ends on the 20th, and we all go back to our lives.


Incidentally, for those who are wondering what's in store after this event, we have several subsite events in the works, and at least one should take place before August. I'm also going to start on Enterprise's fourth season and some other stuff that's fallen by the wayside in all the CW fuss -- including the long-awaited return of the eTrektion.

Ginga 07-19-2005 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeke
including the long-awaited return of the eTrektion.

*Excessive cheering is heard*

Chancellor Valium 07-19-2005 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeke
including the long-awaited return of the eTrektion.

Woo!

KillerGodMan 07-19-2005 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeke
including the long-awaited return of the eTrektion.

ROCK! :mrgreen:

Sa'ar Chasm 07-19-2005 03:22 PM

PAPER!

Chancellor Valium 07-19-2005 08:50 PM

INTERNATIONAL COMMUNISM!

Oh, sorry, I thought we were playing one of the Irregular variations :oops:

evay 07-20-2005 01:11 AM

:lol: I hadn't gotten Sa'ar's joke until you said that. That was a good one, both of you!

Gatac 07-20-2005 07:40 AM

TIGER HAND!

Gatac

Alexia 07-20-2005 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chancellor Valium
INTERNATIONAL COMMUNISM!

Oh, sorry, I thought we were playing one of the Irregular variations :oops:

And there was me about to say scissors...how dull am I? Wait...don't answer that.

Xeroc 07-20-2005 04:07 PM

DYNAMITE!

Oh, uh....



eTrektion! Wooo! :D :D :D



(I'll have to get back to my making of evil advertisements! Muahahaha!)

KillerGodMan 07-20-2005 04:17 PM

um.... NEW GAME!

PEN MISSILE!

Celeste 07-20-2005 04:29 PM

By your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PLANET!

Sa'ar Chasm 07-20-2005 07:41 PM

Quote:

And there was me about to say scissors...how dull am I? Wait...don't answer that.
Nothing more useless than dull scissors.

Chancellor Valium 07-20-2005 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sa'ar Chasm
Quote:

And there was me about to say scissors...how dull am I? Wait...don't answer that.
Nothing more useless than dull scissors.

What about dull rocks? :wink:

Sa'ar Chasm 07-20-2005 09:58 PM

Quote:

What about dull rocks?
Poor conversationalists.

Chancellor Valium 07-20-2005 10:24 PM

And let's not go into their songs......

Zeke 07-21-2005 04:55 AM



July 20


Sorry, I've had less time than I thought -- I've made good progress but not enough to end the event. I'm currently aiming for Friday.


Meanwhile, there was some sad news today for us Trekkies: James Doohan has died at 85. May he rest in peace.

Zeke 07-22-2005 05:25 AM



July 21


Work proceeds apace, though tonight I had to focus on preparations for the last day of math camp this year. While you're waiting, how about a preview from Cliffhangers 7?



(Zeke suddenly pauses. Slowly, he turns his head to look at the other four Cliffhangers.)

Derek: Uh oh.

Zeke: No one... except you guys.

IJD: C'mon. You don't want to do that. We're your friends.

Zeke: (getting up) A man with his neck in the guillotine has no friends.

Marc: Now calm down, Zeke. Let's be ratioFIRE IN THE HOLE!

(Marc suddenly dives, whips out two guns, and pumps twelve bullets into the television set.)

IJD: You still have those?

Alexia 07-23-2005 11:13 AM

I just got around to reading The Sacrifice of Angels (i'm a busy gal, k?) and I just have one thing to say:-

Quote:

Odo: I was, but I've remembered my true destiny: to be a tragic hero. It seems my paradise is forever lost.
Rom: So? Steal a pair from one of my brother's craps tables.
That must be THE SINGLE WORST pun I have EVER heard xD xD

But it still made me laugh :wink: Nice job, Z :mrgreen:

Zeke 07-23-2005 07:03 PM

In the interest of total honesty, I got that joke from my dad, who years ago framed a whole poem around it.

Alexia 07-23-2005 08:27 PM

An entire poem about one bad joke? xD Bet that was a bad poem :wink:

PointyHairedJedi 07-24-2005 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeke
In the interest of total honesty, I got that joke from my dad, who years ago framed a whole poem around it.

Hmm, that gives me an idea...

Zeke 07-24-2005 03:50 AM



July 23


Still not quite ready to post the CW conclusion, but it's looking good for Monday. Meanwhile, over at the webcomics blog Websnark, Eric Burns has made two posts about James Doohan's death which are worth reading. The second one in particular will tell you something about his life you probably didn't know (I didn't).

Zeke 07-26-2005 05:12 AM



July 26


Dude. That was STUPID. I just realized what I did wrong here: I let myself out of the "publish whatever you have" thing when unavoidable stuff came up, but then didn't reinvoke it afterwards. Consider it reinvoked now: it's Wednesday or the highway.


Incidentally, Wednesday is July 27. The square of 2 is 4. Discuss. (Sorry, easing out of math camp mode....)

PointyHairedJedi 07-26-2005 11:52 AM

Come on, everybody! Let's beat up Zeke with foam bats! :D

Chancellor Valium 07-26-2005 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PointyHairedJedi
Come on, everybody! Let's beat up Zeke with foam bats! :D

foam? You soft-hearted fool.
Beat up Zeke with tasers and tennis rackets I say!
:twisted: :twisted:


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