April 3 (ZZ5MV)
<p>Ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA! Welcome back to meddling in God's domain! Last year, as some of you will remember, I created Zombie FiveMinute.net. (Check the <a href="../zombie/news.html">news page</a> if you've forgotten the premise.) It didn't really get off the ground, it just shambled a bit and then fell over. So this year I decided to bring it back to life... as a <i>zombie</i>!
<p>Then I remembered it was already a zombie. Did that stop me? Pfft. Welcome to <b>Zombie Zombie FiveMinute.net</b>! <p>Those of you who took a look on April 1 (the bold, unheralded beginning of this new site, not that you should read anything into that) will have noticed the link to our first feature, Zombie Five-Minute <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSsJ19sy3JI">4chan Memes</a>. Zombies are, of course, slow, so I've had trouble getting the site to produce anything further. But it <i>will</i>, so help me! And in the meantime, I've updated the <a href="../zombie/about.html">Statement of BRAINS</a> and such. <p>So come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici... |
Very brain!
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I have only myself to blame. I clicked the link knowing full well what was under it.
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I wish I could dance like that.
*Stares wistfully into the distance* |
So I'm all, like, hey, it's late at night, fiveminute.net didn't do an April Fool's Joke, so let's just go read some old--what the frak! In fact, Zeke has taught me an important lesson about April Fool's jokes: they are far more effective and surprising when pulled on days other than April Fool's Day. I did, in fact, jump in my chair. Nicely done, sir.
I'll spare you all the bragging about the April Fool I pulled and cut to the chase, which is: Come now! Half-a-million "brain" jokes and not once does the math PhD or whatever you are manage to make a joke about branes? I'm disappointed. Amused, yes. Very amused, in fact. But disappointed all the same. |
Maybe he just forgot, you p-brane. :p
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Brains are also more effective when outbraineous.
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As for branes, I'm all braned out after reading the entire comment thread on xkcd's Zombie Fenyman strip (to see if anyone else had been annoyed about Fenyman's "unscientific darkness" line).* But I must admit I'd never heard of the things before that. * Nobody had, of course. They really drink the Kool-Aid over there. |
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Just sayin'. I went back and looked up the Zombie Feynman cartoon, and am forced to admit that I have no idea what you're talking about. I thought the punchline of that was brilliant, though, because it had both the string theorist snipe and the brane/brain pun. What do you have against Mythbusters? |
...pation!
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Z, two questions:
1. Why, if you started a webcomic, would it need to be similar to XKCD? 2. Even if it were a ripoff, why would that matter? |
Zeke starting another Web project?
Internet Cliche Joke #425: I say thee NAY! Ahem. :) |
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