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07-13-2006 07:14 AM |
July 12
<p>Oi! <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_(Doctor_Who)" target="_blank">Ace</a> here, and you're looking at Day 3 of the <strong>Five Minute Doctor Who Anniversary Special</strong>. Can I just say, you lot had better love these fivers. I've got my Nitro-9 handy and I'm not taking any guff! If I can beat up a Dalek with a baseball bat, you can just imagine what I can do to you if you get on my bad side.<p>Tonight's episodes show the Professor — I mean, Doctor — in his usual tricky brilliance: <ul> <li><a href="/doctorwho/fiver.php?ep=remembrance">"Remembrance of the Daleks"</a> not only kicked off <em>Doctor Who</em>'s 25th anniversary season in 1988, but has to be the <em>best retcon ever</em>. The Professor and I go back to the very first episode and totally screw with it! Wicked. It was fived by That Tom Guy. </li> <li><a href="/doctorwho/fiver.php?ep=thelonggame">"The Long Game"</a> jumps past my time to the Ninth Doctor from the New Series. And I thought my Doctor was goony-looking. Anyway this episode was fived by Youth of Australia and apparently it's all about the Doctor facing off against a giant booger that hangs of the ceiling of some space station. Gross! </li></ul><p>I'm supposed to tell you to come back Thursday and Friday for more New Series fivers, so I guess that's us from the Classic Series signing off for now. Those smug New Series wankers with their fancy graphics and all — they think they're so great. Give me a deodorant can full of explosives any day, that's what I say.
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