When are these coming?
 

It was an errent google that led me to the fiveminute battlestar miniseries, and then to this site, so I have a question, Will there be more battlestar galactica fivers? I would love to see more

Also 4th season of enterprise? when will we have fivers there?

Re: When are these coming?
 

When will the cows come home? How long is a piece of string?

Answer: Soon ;)

The official policy on BSG fivers is ";)".

The official policy on Season Four fivers is "soon".

Oh, and welcome to the forums -- hope you stick around, this is certainly a fun place.

Come on, you know you want to....

Re: When are these coming?
 

Maybe the cows are following the piece of string?

Re: When are these coming?
 

Or the piece of string is the same length as the distance the cows have to walk to make it back?

Hmmm. 47? 42? Then again, religeous debate isn't allowed, as I recall.

That's politics. Religion is fair game unless it becomes a problem.

Such as the morality of 42 vs 47?

Well, we all know what the answer is, but I think the answer to this specific question must be: a fish.

What morality? 42 is the answer, and 47 is the universal delay constant.

The what-now? What's a universal delay constant when it's making itself a cuppa?

Whenever anything in sci-fi is timed or delayed, it's either for a multiple of 47 seconds, or by a multiple of 47 seconds (depending on whether it's a timer or delay). Thus, 47 is the universal delay constant.

But it isn't, is it? For example, all-in-all, Arthur Dent's dental appointments were delayed throughout his timestream by exactly forty-two seconds.

Good point.

Maybe I should correct that to the 'fiver delay constant'.

Christ, we've found ANOTHER deep-end to jump off of!

Air. The not-quite-final frontier. These are the voyages of a bunch of mindless loons, our five-year mission - to seek out new pools and new chlorinations, to boldly jump where no idiot has dared jump before!

Done. Next?

Huh? You're confusing me! Where's that Hammer o' Smiting?

Hah! My turn!

You guys still using the old 1.5 smiting system?

I upgraded to the Saber of Smiting during my crash. Smiting version 3.0 baby!

You too?

Sweet, I'm not the only one then!

Yours is the 2.7 Saber of slicing.

I'm a little more advanced. *Has the cooler lightsaber sounds, and a really pointy saber.* Hmm, I wonder if I could poke Zeke into getting into insane speeds...

Nah, I'd probably make him explode like that poor creature that got zapped by Klingo painsticks 6 zillion times. :lol:

Nah, the only way to hyperaccelerate Zeke is using the old pie and stick method - suspend a pie in front of him using a long stick and put a bunch of fiver submissions in front of him...

Don't forget to put im on a treadmill first. Have to power the computer.

Actually, this is Mjolnir, to be precise. Smiting 4.0b :)

What are you talking about?

hah! Zeke, is there yet smiting 4.0?

And a beta version at that from the sound of it?

Which would make this Smiting v4.7. 8)

Ahh. You have the adamantium upgrades, yes? Those are still in the post...

Bah. Adamantium is over-rated.

Technobabblium, on the other hand, is an invincible, super substance capible of creating whatever effect is needed.

Good stuff, that technobablium. Almost as good as resetium.

Unfortunately both react with just about every element on and off the periodic table - the exception being caesarium.

Whereas adamantium has closed shells of electrons.

Vallium, the whole point is that technobabblium does react with everything, making it stronger.

Hmm.... *Checks the periodic table...* Hey, you do realize that the only elements with closed shells are noble gases, right? (And all that implies.) :roll: :lol:

I did say on and off. FYI, adamantium is a noble solid. Earth civilisation won't discover them, though. That's why they have such trouble over dalekanium...

I also said that technobabblium reacts violently with just about everything except caesium. With caesium it fizzes and then crumbles into carbon and solid bromine.

That sounds like brioschite.

Or reactanium. ;)

It does have characteristics remarkably similar to both. It also shares with Thaumaurium the habit of turning into lead the next morning.

Robine does that too. It'll stick around all night, first, though.