Hah! My turn!

You guys still using the old 1.5 smiting system?

I upgraded to the Saber of Smiting during my crash. Smiting version 3.0 baby!

You too?

Sweet, I'm not the only one then!

Yours is the 2.7 Saber of slicing.

I'm a little more advanced. *Has the cooler lightsaber sounds, and a really pointy saber.* Hmm, I wonder if I could poke Zeke into getting into insane speeds...

Nah, I'd probably make him explode like that poor creature that got zapped by Klingo painsticks 6 zillion times. :lol:

Nah, the only way to hyperaccelerate Zeke is using the old pie and stick method - suspend a pie in front of him using a long stick and put a bunch of fiver submissions in front of him...

Don't forget to put im on a treadmill first. Have to power the computer.

Actually, this is Mjolnir, to be precise. Smiting 4.0b :)

What are you talking about?

hah! Zeke, is there yet smiting 4.0?

And a beta version at that from the sound of it?

Which would make this Smiting v4.7. 8)

Ahh. You have the adamantium upgrades, yes? Those are still in the post...

Bah. Adamantium is over-rated.

Technobabblium, on the other hand, is an invincible, super substance capible of creating whatever effect is needed.

Good stuff, that technobablium. Almost as good as resetium.

Unfortunately both react with just about every element on and off the periodic table - the exception being caesarium.

Whereas adamantium has closed shells of electrons.

Vallium, the whole point is that technobabblium does react with everything, making it stronger.

Hmm.... *Checks the periodic table...* Hey, you do realize that the only elements with closed shells are noble gases, right? (And all that implies.) :roll: :lol:

I did say on and off. FYI, adamantium is a noble solid. Earth civilisation won't discover them, though. That's why they have such trouble over dalekanium...

I also said that technobabblium reacts violently with just about everything except caesium. With caesium it fizzes and then crumbles into carbon and solid bromine.

That sounds like brioschite.

Or reactanium. ;)

It does have characteristics remarkably similar to both. It also shares with Thaumaurium the habit of turning into lead the next morning.

Robine does that too. It'll stick around all night, first, though.