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PointyHairedJedi 06-24-2003 10:54 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]When I said 'hate the stuff', I did in fact mean all kinds of jelly. It's just disgusting.

Anyway...

*Starts firing*[/color:post_uid0]

Katy Jane 06-24-2003 11:14 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*wakes up from getting hit in the head with catalina's melon*
w...what happned
*gets blasted with lime jelly*
now i realy am a green frog! :p[/color:post_uid0]


Opium 06-25-2003 05:07 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*is still scared of topic, but feels obligated to exlain the Chicken Cannon anyways*
*please dont take any offence to anything said here, the
Chicken Cannon is what it is and I didnt make it what it is. Okay, so I watch Royal Canadain Air Force, so I kinda do support it, but I didnt create it or anything*

By definition, the Chicken Cannon doesnt fire chickens. It fires AT chickens, like rK (ralph kline) George Bush, etc, at annoyances, like Britney Spears, and at real, horrible, losers like Saddam and Osama. And it fires things that are target-appropriate, like burgers at rK or pretzels at Bush.

So...I have some frozen mac 'n cheese.Who's first? :D[/color:post_uid0]


AKAArzosah 06-25-2003 06:20 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Stop it! You're making me Hungry!

(heat it up first please)[/color:post_uid0]

catalina_marina 06-25-2003 03:22 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*Heats up soup, throws it at Arzosah*

Oh, you weren't talking about soup?

*Runs [i:post_uid0]really[/i:post_uid0] fast*[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi 06-25-2003 06:21 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It's a good thing I brought my personal sheild with me. I just hope no-body has a lasgun.[/color:post_uid0]


catalina_marina 06-25-2003 06:59 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*Hides behind table, pulls out lasergun*

Hehehe :evil face:[/color:post_uid0]

PointyHairedJedi 06-25-2003 07:57 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I [i:post_uid0]really[/i:post_uid0] wouldn't do that if I were you. Lasguns and Holtzmann Flields do not go together, in the same way that Dubya and 'the button' don't go together.[/color:post_uid0]

catalina_marina 06-25-2003 09:02 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]awww...[/color:post_uid0]

Katy Jane 06-25-2003 10:31 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*Notices that the food fight is winding down. srugs sholders and wips out her "coffee cannon"*

Eat java! Mwahahahaha![/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm 06-25-2003 10:44 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Eat java! Mwahahahaha![/quote:post_uid0]

*counters with Spice Cannon*

Eat Molucca![/color:post_uid0]

Katy Jane 06-25-2003 11:14 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]aggggg!!!!!!! Eyes burning. must. find. eye. drop. cannon.[/color:post_uid0]

taya17 06-25-2003 11:30 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oooh food fight! *turns the nearest person into pudding and tosses it at Katy Jane*

Whoops, Sa'ar... was that you?[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm 06-26-2003 12:07 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Whoops, Sa'ar... was that you?[/quote:post_uid0]

*drips onto the floor, glares at Taya as only pudding can, and splorches off to find a freezer*[/color:post_uid0]

taya17 06-26-2003 12:16 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]There's one thataway! :points:[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm 06-26-2003 12:20 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*splorches thataway*

*splorchsplorchsplorch*[/color:post_uid0]

Katy Jane 06-26-2003 12:24 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*cleans the last little bit of Sa'ar off her face and carrys it over to the freezer*
Here you go.[/color:post_uid0]


taya17 06-26-2003 12:24 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]:makes sure no-one is watching:
:surrepitiously flicks raisins at the retreating sa'ar pudding:
:walks away whistling:[/color:post_uid0]

Katy Jane 06-26-2003 12:33 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*pours herself a cup of coffee from her cannon and begins to sing*

[singing]I love Coffee, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea and the java and me
a Cuppa cuppa cuppa cuppa cup *Whew*![/singing][/color:post_uid0]

taya17 06-26-2003 12:36 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]:backs away from Katy Jane slooowwwwly:[/color:post_uid0]


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