[color=#000000:post_uid0]This is my first attempt at one of these, so be kind.
[i:post_uid0]Star Trek: The Five-Minute Generation[/i:post_uid0] Episode #47 - "Apostrophe of Fear", Part I Riker:...so then this big-ass Borg ship appears, and Worf is like "We should raise the sheilds!", and I'm like, whatever. (Riker reaches over to the captains chair and turns around a sign sitting on it) Placard: VERY GOOD NUMBER ONE Troi: You know that directly contavenes the Pun Directive. Redshirt: GAK! Riker: That really does defy words.... Placard: VERY GOOD NUMBER ONE (A ship appears on the viewscreen) Worf: Red alert! Raise shields! Prepare to fire at will! Riker: Hey! No-one gave any orders yet! (Worf sommersaults over the security console and flips the sign) Placard: MAKE IT SO Worf: Hah! Worf 1, Riker 0! Marc: Yes, yes, all very funny, but is this actually going anywhere? PointyHairedJedi: Don't look at me; I just do what the voices tell me. Sax: Though I should point out that that particular excuse doesn't hold up in court. PointyHairedJedi: Sigh. Lets just go back to the fiver shall we? (FatMat appears on the viewscreen) FatMat: We are the ZonK Collective! Resistance is futile! Riker: Egad! Fire, Worf! Worf: Oh, so now you want me fire? Troi: I'm sensing...extreme vexation. Riker: TOO LAAAATE!!!!! (Pause) FatMat: Was that my cue? Oh, hang on. Enterprise: KABLAMMO! MPQ: There wasn't any real point to that, was there? Kira: HAHAHAHA! Oh, thats a good one. A point to a fiver. I'll have to rememer that. Celeste: So what happens next? PointyHairedJedi: We could mention your dog... Riley: Woof. Merlin Missy: Hehe. All: Get on with it! [i:post_uid0]Meanwhile, the ZonK Collective fleet approaches Earth[/i:post_uid0] All: Eep! Sa'ar: We're doomed! Katy Jane: Only if you don't like ZonK. IJD: Is that actually possile? PointyHairedJedi: We must come up with a plan to stop them at all costs! Nan: You mean you don't have one? But you're writing this thing! PointyHairedJedi: Well, it's a case of the left lobe doesn't know that the right lobe is doing. (Cut to bunker somewhere in deepest, darkest Solihull) Zuke: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I'm using multiple excalmation points and no-one can stop me!!! FatMat: That's just evil! We must put aside our differences and stop Zuke's evil menace at all costs! Sax: Wait, how did we get here? Celeste: Who cares? We get to kick some Zuke butt again! [i:post_uid0]To be continued...[/i:post_uid0] Whadya think? I woulda made it longer, but sleep takes priority.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]grr...I wasn't mentioned again...You'd think I'd get mentioned in at least one as one of the supporters of Zuke...or the highest-ranked (in terms of posts) newb... Guess lest than amonth is not enough for someone to "integrate" themselves into the fiver culture...I'll just go off and sulk... :( :dead: :crying:[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Whadya think?[/quote:post_uid0]
:smile: Very funny![/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Four words:
Hill. Air. E. Us. Think about it.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Sa'ar: We're doomed![/quote:post_uid0]
Great. I get to be the droid. *g* [quote:post_uid0]Guess lest than amonth is not enough for someone to "integrate" themselves into the fiver culture.[/quote:post_uid0] Took me about three.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I WAS MENTIONED! I WAS MENTIONED! WOO!
*ahem* Very good, Pointy. ;) ~Nan, apparently a brainiac[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]get a line...Sorry if I sounded all whiney-like...I get like that when I'm about to sleep.
I thought it was very funny. That third smiley, he was crying with laughter. EDIT: He mentioned ALL twice. Maybe I [i:post_uid0]did[/i:post_uid0] get a line....Thanks![/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]My own try at a BaS Fiver.
Teacher: Wah blah blah blah. Waw wah wah blah waaah. Captain Galactic: :zzz: Teacher: WAAAAW!!! BLAH BLA BLAH!! Captain Galactic: Whaaa...Oh! 47. Teacher: Cowect. Gimmie that doughnut. Ms. Raaum is a :swear: ing piece of :swear: ...Sorry, just hate her. Just 4 more hours...:smile: Crud. I gotta go. She's right behind me. Hopefully her nasty perfume won't make me :dead: ...hope she wore deoderant. That's a biohazard too. I saw U.N. inspecters crawing out of her armpits once. No lie.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Don't worry, CG. I plan to include you (and your Nicarguan space-station) in the next one. I woulda put in that one, but as I said, I was falling asleep at the keyboard at that point)[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]I particularly liked the Captain Placard pun.
*bleepbleepwhirrrrbeeeep!* What's that, Artoo? Yes, I'll tell him. Artoo liked it too. It's not his fault that he can't talk properly. *electronic raspberry* Show some manners, you clanking pile of <*Chewbacca rips off Sa'ar's arm and beats him to death with it*> *Several minutes later, after RDIS kicks in* Sorry about all that. Don't know what got into me.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Wakkawaaa!!! Thanks, PHJ! :D[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Asking if he will get a cameo in the next BaW.
Realization that he is talking in 'Topic Title' format. Emoticon. [i:post_uid0]Edit:[/i:post_uid0]Edit[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Praise over Baw fiver.
Comment that thoughts are easier to convey in Topic Title format. Surprise that one does not have to post at least five times a day to be in Baw fiver. More praise.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nice CG I learned a lot: when your teacher's not a trombone, she's a cross between Homer Simpson and Homestar.
But, yes - awexome.[/color:post_uid0] |
[quote:post_uid0="MPQ"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Praise over Baw fiver.
Comment that thoughts are easier to convey in Topic Title format. Surprise that one does not have to post at least five times a day to be in Baw fiver. More praise.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0] [color=#000000:post_uid0]Long live Topic Title Maybe we can develop relationships as time goes along in the BAWs, like S/C - Sax/Celeste Its not that posting 5 times a day gets you in a BAW fiver, its the impact you have on other people in the times you do post.[/color:post_uid0] |
[quote:post_uid0="NeoMatrix"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Maybe we can develop relationships as time goes along in the BAWs, like S/C - Sax/Celeste[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Ehhh.. I'm taken. :D[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Scarily enough, ZonK started out that way too...[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Actually, ZonK started out in reality before it was a BaW 'ship. ;)[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well that just about shoots my synchronsity theory out of the sky then.[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"]Well that just about shoots my synchronsity theory out of the sky then.[/quote:post_uid0]
Is synchronsity a real word?[/color:post_uid0] |
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