Q: Can I have something for this bad stomach ache?

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A: Soon.

~~Lostoyannaya

Q: When will I find out what's happened to Jack Bauer! And Dr House!
And don't you say 'Soon'!

A: It just floated off....

Q: Droxine, where has cloud city got to?

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A: Maybe you'd like to step inside and say that again.

~~Lostoyannaya

Q: Mglflanxaslsloan?


A: Die! Die! Die!

Q: My, my...you seem angry today?

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A: Kinder eggs.

~~Lostoyannaya

Q: I want Chocolate, a toy and a surprise! What can I have?


A: For One Thousand Years!

Q: How long did the Hundred Years War last for?

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A: BWAHAHAHAA!

~~Lostoyannaya

Q: Welcome to Evil Scientist class. Today we will learn how to laugh evilly. Would someone like to demostrate?

A: Nobody can do it better than Zuke

Q: #Nobody does it better#...Do they?

A: The fiendish brilliance of this enterprisingly devilish plan is matched only by the grandiloquent ridiculousness of this sentence!

Q: So Dr. Evil, wanna go get a beer tonight?


A: ONE THOUSAND YEARS!!!

Q: How long do we have to wait for a new episode of Six Feet Under?


A: Star Trek: The Courtroom Drama

Q:Ok...I'm seeing 'The Next Gen'.....mixed with 'Judge Judy'...But we need a name.....


A: Going Loco down in Akapoko, sir.

Q: Where is Kylie now?

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A: The Doctor did it.

~~Lostoyannaya

Q: Where is Kylie now?

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A: The Doctor did it.

~~Lostoyannaya

Q: Who put us in this repeating time loop?





A: No, the cow saved us.

Q: Sir! Are we still about to die?

A: HUh?

Q: Did you know?! Today is national 'Give me £10 day!'


A: Is that the best you can do?

Q: Did you hear about my winning third place in the Sector Championships Swoop Racing?

A: The long, dark teatime of the soul.

Q: This is no time for tea! Um, where are we anyway?

A: Another evil plan spoiled

Q: I heard that someone let you Blancmange Of Doom go off...?

A: And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! :D