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[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Michiel"][b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A window.[/quote:post_uid0]
[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What did Wesley get himself thrown out of?



This reminds me of the game my friends and I play, where we each pick a 'password' and everytime someone asks us a question we have to answer with that word WHILE keeping a straight face. ("What did Chakotay eat for breakfast?" "A lamp post.") We called it the Vulcan Control Game.

Very fun :)

Am I supposed to add an answer? Errrr..... okay might as well try.

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Mountains.

My sis and I had a lot of fun with this particular word.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What terrain is Chakotay's favorite place to crash a shuttle?
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Hey, I like this game :)


A:Spoon[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What [u:post_uid0]can't[/u:post_uid0] you use to stab someone with?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Because it's illogical.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Why is the pop-quiz paradox so damn annoying?
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A. Mint toothpaste.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What is the secret ingredient in Neelix's leola root soufflé?

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A. A flock of seagulls.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What did Voyagers long range sensors detect before going to red alert and crashing the ship?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] His com-badge.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What Ensign Kim left in 7-of-9's quarters?

A:Tv Remote[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What's Tom flying the Delta Flyer with now? :p

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] It would cause a temporal paradox.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why can't the Borg appear on [i:post_uid0]Enterprise[/i:post_uid0]?

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A: "It's a [i:post_uid0]fake[/i:post_uid0]!"[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What 7-of-9 said when they entered the transwarp borg tubes to get home?

A: A Nebula[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What will Standback give the first person to correctly identify the Pop-Quiz Paradox?

A. Ming Pie.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What dessert did Spock, Tuvok, and T'Pol all share at Tuvok's birthday party?

A: Evil Holograms[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What's the next anachronism that will appear on Enterprise?

A. Banana[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]A.[/b:post_uid0] What is Celeste allergic to?


[b:post_uid0]Q.[/b:post_uid0] Bernese Mt dog![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What breed of dog does Janeway wish Molly (her pet, not the O'Briens' daughter) were?

A. Microsoft.



The Pop Quiz Paradox is as follows:

A professor of philosophy tells his students that he will give them a pop quiz next week, and it will occur on a day when they are not expecting it (though I first saw this in the form of a judge telling a convict that he will receive the death penalty next week, and that it will occur on a surprising day). One of the students immediately draws the obvious conclusion that the quiz will not be given on a Friday. If it were, the class would know when Thursday had passed without any pop quiz that the quiz would have to be on Friday in order to get it in before the week ended. Therefore, they would hardly be surprised when on Friday the professor passed out the quizzes. However, she continues this line of thought. Given that she knows that the quiz cannot be given on Friday, what can she conclude? If Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday pass without any pop quiz, then she will know that the professor must give the quiz on Thursday or face an unsurprised class the next day. With this knowledge, and given that the quiz would not have been administered through Wednesday, the students will come to class Thursday certain that the professor must give the quiz that day if he is to avoid unsurprise on Friday. That leaves Wednesday as the latest that the professor can give the quiz. But she can eliminate Wednesday as a possibility by a similar thought process, then eliminate Tuesday and then Monday also. Thus, the professor cannot give a surprise quiz at all the next week. Satisfied with this conclusion, which does not require her to study, the student conveys her conclusions to her friends. Next week, the entire class is confident that they are safe from surprise quizzes.




But on Tuesday, the professor gives them a pop quiz anyway! The whole class is surprised, because they thought they were safe from any such thing. And so the professor's statement that the class would be surprised on the day of the quiz is proven true. :smile:

Let's see how many headaches *that* induces... ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Captain! The viewscreen turned all blue! What caused this problem?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] In sickbay.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Where are my pants?

A. Bug spray.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Next to manners, an indian scout and the omega molecule, what have the borg never been able to assimilate?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] The <*blink*> tag.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What do blink dogs wear on their collars?

A. Asparagus

Re: The Pop Quiz Paradox.

This is why I don't like philosophy.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What's the most unlikely thing that has ever caused a starship to be destroyed?

[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Brockian Ultra-cricket.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the latest travesty from FoxTV?

A: Three beers and a shovel.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What must Austrailian Boy Scouts carry with them at all times?

[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Replicated coffee.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get when you cross a tired Janeway with a dead Vorta?

A: St. Patrick's Day.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. For what event does Neelix dress up as Santa Claus?

A. Portland, Oregon.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What was the original name of the [i:post_uid0]Enterprise[/i:post_uid0] pilot before they decided to relocate the events of the episode?

A. Revenge of the Smurfs.
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On an aside note, NAHTMMM is now the proud owner of a brand new, bright, shiny new nebula, conveniantly a mere 20 light years from the nearest star system, and a perfect refuge for damaged spacecraft seeking to elude pursuit![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What was the strangest named episode of [i:post_uid0]Babylon 5[/i:post_uid0] called?

[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Only when it rains on Tuesdays.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Does Chakotay ever skip his weekly shot of fertilizer?

A. "The cat's meow".




[quote:post_uid0="Standback"]On an aside note, NAHTMMM is now the proud owner of a brand new, bright, shiny new nebula, conveniantly a mere 20 light years from the nearest star system, and a perfect refuge for damaged spacecraft seeking to elude pursuit![/quote:post_uid0]
Ya-[i:post_uid0]hooo[/i:post_uid0]! :smile: (Looks at deed) The Sunflower Nebula, eh? Sounds good to me. As long as it isn't a 6-letter 'M' word... ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What were Redshirt #47's last words.

A. My hovercraft is full of eels.

Gah, now you people have me doing it. 47 was just the first number I pulled out of my head. Usually I get 103.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yeah, well, they've turned scummy traitor and gone with that worthless newer music and... :madder: :madder: ...ahem, sorry.

Q. As what did DS9's Babelfish UT translate the Ygorrian's statement "My ship smells fishy"?

A. A wicker basket.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What is the single, defining, most important element a picnic [i:post_uid0]must[/i:post_uid0] include?

A. Tubular luggage.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What does a radical dude take on an awesome trip?

A. A golf ball.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What object moves with parabolic trajectory and is often responsible for destroying sickbay when Joe is bored?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A Klingon-Vulcan hybrid.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What ethnic group comprises at least 30% of Starbase 1's population?

Wait, that's too obscure. :)

Q: What, according to Ambassador Soval, would make Baby Surak cry?

A: Wedgie setting.

(Do you know how hard it is to explain the concept of a wedgie to a Mexicana who is just learning English? Hehe.)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What do you get when you cross a ridge with two points?

Curse you, Nan! *g* Now I have to go and think of another one. I'm too slow on the draw.

Q. What's the highest setting on the Locker Room Prank-O-Matic 2000?

A. An isoceles triangle[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What shape does CHakotay make when you flatten him?

[quote:post_uid0="Nan"]Q: What ethnic group comprises at least 30% of Starbase 1's population?[/quote:post_uid0]

LoL, Nan....


A: A Toyota Previa 2.4[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What's the latest release of the Toyota Previa?

A. the[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is word missing from this question? (Hint: It's third one, fourteenth one, and eighteenth one.)

A. Linoleum.[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Michiel"][b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A golf ball

[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What object moves with parabolic trajectory and is often responsible for destroying sickbay when Joe is bored?[/quote:post_uid0]
my internet went crazy last night as I was submitting this and it never went through.
Q: This is what Tiger Woods loses on a tee shot on a planet with little gravity?

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Q: Instead of real ice on the holodeck, this is what is in place for the safety of the crew?

A: Tug-o-War in space[/color:post_uid0]