[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What game does DS9 always lose at?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Trick question - thay all belong to the Borg Collective.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] All your base are belong to us! True or false?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Well, obviously.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What is the capital of the state of obviously?
(think about it)

A. Purple Monkey Dishwasher[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the oddest answer possible to this question?

A: Either a cheat or a cop-out.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Is that a police officer outside or a small anvil-shaped hamster?

A: Spoo.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Q: Is that a police officer outside or a small anvil-shaped hamster?[/quote:post_uid0]
It took me all of three or four minutes to get that... :blush: :lol:

Q. What did Amanda have in mind for a name in case she and Sarek had a third son?

A. He didn't see the head of lettuce in time.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: If there were no killer tomatoes in the audience, then how did the comedian die on stage after a bad joke?

A: Celeste's kitchen[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was resently declared a natural disaster area?

A: "If that's the chicken, I'd hate to see the roast beef!"[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where is the worst place to say "Riley! Here Riley! Strange, he was in here a moment ago."

A: 2.5 nanoseconds

(("What is Sa'ar's lifespan?" is already taken))

Edit: Damn!

Q: What did they say after they found Big Bird's charred corpse?

A: Snuffleupagus[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did Tom Paris say in the Mess Hall on chicken night?

A: "Doesnt Space go Up and Down too?"
Arg, forget it
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Q: Who did Big Bird do after every show of Seseme Street?

A: "Doesnt Space go Up and Down too?"[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]A: "Doesnt Space go Up and Down too?"[/quote:post_uid0]


[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What weird questions do we typically expect Neo to ask?
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[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Sheridan-flavoured cookies[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was the Oracle baking when when Neo came to see her?

A: Raindrops and Mouse pads[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. "The Sound of Music" has just gone a complete revamp, updating itself to modern times. How does its new "Favorite Things" song start?

A. The server won't crash tommorrow.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]***Deleted***

Lol, I was actually thinking of the Sound of Music when coming up with that answer[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:What is something you are told everyday, yet turns out the be false everytime?

A: Ready, Aim, Fire[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What are two things that were designed with good intentions that can also cause great devastation, plus a word that is used in a similar manner to "soon".

Wow, I'm really reaching for it now.

A: See above.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Who's really reaching for it now?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Because you'd drown.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Why was the blonde told she could not go in the cornfield?

A: Pools filled with Cats and Dogs[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Lol, I was actually thinking of the Sound of Music when coming up with that answer [/quote:post_uid0]

And I probably have you on this one, too. So if I'm starting to think like Neo... AAAAAA! :lol:

Q. What do you get when you combine water economy policies with really heavy rains?

A. The Famous Captain Spaulding.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Who did the Obscure Private Spaulding grow up to be?

A. People who post while I'm typing.[/color:post_uid0]