Q:What do you mean I shouldn't eat the snow? What makes you say that?


A:Very blue, with things hanging off either side.

Q: So what exactly do the Xindi look like?

A: Yes. We call it 'diplomacy'.

Q: Are you willing to risk killing this thread over a stupid Data joke?

A: I'm sorry, I don't think we have one of those on this ship.

Q: Is there a toilet I could use?

A: You know, that really isn't funny.

Q: Why did no-one laugh when I blew up that orphanage just now?

A: "Dead! Dead! And never called me mother!"

Q: And how are you enjoying your afterlife, Mr. Douglas-Home?

A: You've never had it so good!

Q: Hey! Hey hey hey! Why are you hacking me to death with that axe?


A: Because the first one didn't exist to begin with.

Q: Why do we need another Thane of Cawdor?

A: Hail, Glamis!

Q: Attention! Supreme Emperor and President of The Kite Club has just arrived.

A: Yeah, it happened after I opened the 8 ball.