[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What's the most unlikely thing that has ever caused a starship to be destroyed?

[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Brockian Ultra-cricket.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What's the latest travesty from FoxTV?

A: Three beers and a shovel.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What must Austrailian Boy Scouts carry with them at all times?

[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Replicated coffee.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get when you cross a tired Janeway with a dead Vorta?

A: St. Patrick's Day.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. For what event does Neelix dress up as Santa Claus?

A. Portland, Oregon.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What was the original name of the [i:post_uid0]Enterprise[/i:post_uid0] pilot before they decided to relocate the events of the episode?

A. Revenge of the Smurfs.
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On an aside note, NAHTMMM is now the proud owner of a brand new, bright, shiny new nebula, conveniantly a mere 20 light years from the nearest star system, and a perfect refuge for damaged spacecraft seeking to elude pursuit![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What was the strangest named episode of [i:post_uid0]Babylon 5[/i:post_uid0] called?

[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Only when it rains on Tuesdays.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. Does Chakotay ever skip his weekly shot of fertilizer?

A. "The cat's meow".




[quote:post_uid0="Standback"]On an aside note, NAHTMMM is now the proud owner of a brand new, bright, shiny new nebula, conveniantly a mere 20 light years from the nearest star system, and a perfect refuge for damaged spacecraft seeking to elude pursuit![/quote:post_uid0]
Ya-[i:post_uid0]hooo[/i:post_uid0]! :smile: (Looks at deed) The Sunflower Nebula, eh? Sounds good to me. As long as it isn't a 6-letter 'M' word... ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What were Redshirt #47's last words.

A. My hovercraft is full of eels.

Gah, now you people have me doing it. 47 was just the first number I pulled out of my head. Usually I get 103.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yeah, well, they've turned scummy traitor and gone with that worthless newer music and... :madder: :madder: ...ahem, sorry.

Q. As what did DS9's Babelfish UT translate the Ygorrian's statement "My ship smells fishy"?

A. A wicker basket.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What is the single, defining, most important element a picnic [i:post_uid0]must[/i:post_uid0] include?

A. Tubular luggage.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What does a radical dude take on an awesome trip?

A. A golf ball.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What object moves with parabolic trajectory and is often responsible for destroying sickbay when Joe is bored?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A Klingon-Vulcan hybrid.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What ethnic group comprises at least 30% of Starbase 1's population?

Wait, that's too obscure. :)

Q: What, according to Ambassador Soval, would make Baby Surak cry?

A: Wedgie setting.

(Do you know how hard it is to explain the concept of a wedgie to a Mexicana who is just learning English? Hehe.)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What do you get when you cross a ridge with two points?

Curse you, Nan! *g* Now I have to go and think of another one. I'm too slow on the draw.

Q. What's the highest setting on the Locker Room Prank-O-Matic 2000?

A. An isoceles triangle[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What shape does CHakotay make when you flatten him?

[quote:post_uid0="Nan"]Q: What ethnic group comprises at least 30% of Starbase 1's population?[/quote:post_uid0]

LoL, Nan....


A: A Toyota Previa 2.4[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What's the latest release of the Toyota Previa?

A. the[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is word missing from this question? (Hint: It's third one, fourteenth one, and eighteenth one.)

A. Linoleum.[/color:post_uid0]

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[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Michiel"][b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A golf ball

[b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What object moves with parabolic trajectory and is often responsible for destroying sickbay when Joe is bored?[/quote:post_uid0]
my internet went crazy last night as I was submitting this and it never went through.
Q: This is what Tiger Woods loses on a tee shot on a planet with little gravity?

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Q: Instead of real ice on the holodeck, this is what is in place for the safety of the crew?

A: Tug-o-War in space[/color:post_uid0]