[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What line can a woman utter to ensure Worf's undying love?

A. Well, I think so, but I don't think I can memorize an entire opera in Yiddish.

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So far, so good. ;) Welcome aboard! The management takes no responsibility for loss of personal items, massive amounts of time, or sanity.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What was the Doctor's excuse for not wanting to download the Yiddish language into his program?

A: The "sweet spot" on Voyager[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Where's the best place to hit the asteroid with when playing Starship Golf?

A: Space orcs.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What does Frodo battle in the 4th book of Lord of the Rings?

A. I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is the advertising slogan of Number Two's latest pet food buisness venture?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: "Hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque!".[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What did Jim Smiley say when he won his New Mexico districts competition?

A. He cowed her by threatening to sing "Old Macdonald Had A Farm".[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How did Xander get Anya into to marry him?



A: Walls of yellow poppies and skies of pink trees.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q. What does Opium dream about?

A. They kept singing "Elijah" and "Wooden Heart" whenever he walked into the room.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do people say when Elijah Wood comes into a room with Orlando Bloom on his arm?



A:The Borg like to sing "Pop goes the Anti-Hive Element
Green Peace"[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why do people consider the borg as weasels?

A: "Its season 5, and you are just now telling me we are going in the wrong direction back to Earth?"[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What did Janeway say when Paris told her Chakotay set the original course home?

A: This face: :dead:



(PS: Thankyou Standback, but I didn't have any sanity to begin with. :smile: )[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What do people end up looking like if they nag Kira too much?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: Does a dragon explode in the woods? Is the high priest an Omnian?[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Does PHJ make a lot of Discworld quotes?

A: Curses! Foiled again![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Hey Sa'ar! I've heard a rumor saying you're mysteriously planning to destroy the Earth using technobabble, while knokking Pluto out of orbit so that it crashes on Mars. Is it true?

A: A dog, a cat and a pinguin.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] What's the scenario of Neelix' favourite holodeck program?

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A strange-looking red pointy thing.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: With what does Buffy usually kill vampires?

A: "Never give up! Never surrender!"[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What is the best philosophy to use when trying to get Zeke to publish a fiver?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: "Nwerpy! Zbingen! Althermorpy!"[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] "Hoshi. Please tell them I hate them so Starfleet is declaring war on them."

[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A life.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: What did PHJ give up when he discovered 5MV?


[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: A spanner in the works.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I need a cool shiny techobabble device that can make the scanners read the expanse and also time travel for us. What do you have in mind?




A: Two 3 VW bugs painted weather or swinging diamond empires.[/color:post_uid0]