I do NOT think that "winter and deep winter" is funny. Our autumns are absolutely fantastic.

I think it's absolutely great that the creepy eyes gag never gets old. Ever.

I'm sorry; what I meant by that was that yours was funnier and more true. I think the deep winter one is stupid, and will be using your joke from now on.

Well, I hope so. Besides, it's not mine anyway. It's as old as our winters are cold or our summers are hot.