April 1
 

So it finally occurred to me -- this site has strayed from its mission. My fivers used to be short, but nowadays it takes about a week to read one. Well, no more! From now on, this is Five-Second Voyager. And that's good news for you, because my backlog just shrank from one-twelfth its normal length to one-seven-hundred-twentieth. I've already caught up on Season 4, and that's just today!


In other news, we now know why evay likes seeing Trip injured all the time: her ultimate goal is to cripple him. Fetishist.

Oh, to address a point that Tarn-Vedra just made....

[00:03] Tarn-Vedra: Is another one of your "I didn't plan ahead so this 1-day event is going to become a week-and-a-half-at-least thing" events?

No. My current plan is a compromise between a one-day thing and the insanely long April Fool's events 5MV is known for -- three days. Trilogies are still cool, right?

Good job Zeke! Having not seen any of season 4, I feel like I watched it all!

Hehe, 5SE...I like it. Kinda like taping a show, skipping the commercials and parts that look boring, and only watching stuff that involves the characters you like...

Brilliant! :mrgreen:

And I love both Trip and the Hawk-Man for their beautiful minds. :P

Heh
 

I really liked these fivers... although I do hope that the slightly longer ones come out soon, heh. :-D But go Zeke!

The fivers are great, but I feel like I'm missing something, as though they were... *GASP!* FIVER TRAILERS!

juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust kidding!

I still feel like I'm missing something, maybe it's The one for Observer Effect (I DO get the Schrodinger's Cat reference however)

Initial reaction went something like:

Hmmmm....

So Zeke reenvisioned 5MV as 5SE and put out a whole raft of fivers, and he let us know this on April --

No, that can't be it.

And there was a one-day ev--

No. I'm sure I'm reading too much into things as usual. I've got to stop doing that.

:)

What I'm most impressed with ...
 

... is the fact that you were able to copyright these a year before you published them, and before they ever aired!

Aarrgghh!!
 

What I meant was, that you were able to PUBLISH them a year ago, before they even aired!

These fivers are going to be permenant, aren't they?

Funny stuff. 'Specially Phlox trying to a species. Problem was, it definitely took me an average of about 7 seconds to read them, so I'm afraid you have to cut the length again.

Learn how to read without moving your lips.

Five seconds? I just don't have that kind of spare time! Now, if we're getting down into the nano range, then maybe I'll be able to sit down and read some of these.

:lol: at the Augments arc...


:D
Whee!


LOL at "Observer Effect"! :D

Hilarious, Zeke! :D


This concludes this five-second post, brought to you by Xeroc.

LMFAO, you're weird, Zeke. :lol:

:D

OMG does that mean that the 5 minute cheese thing was AN ENTIRE YEAR AGO? *dies*

What have I been doing all year? xD

oh! oh! i wanna try... here's my nano - fiver for "observer effect":

M

hope you liked it!

...I like it.