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<a href="http://bit.ly/bnmCyP">Summary</a> of previous thread's storied history. Explanation of the need to close original oversized thread. Announcement that current occasion warrants an indulgence or two. <a href="http://bit.ly/ckSBj8">Appropriate video game quote.</a> |
Statement of disbelief about the resurrection of this thread.
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Recognition. Grumbled priority dispute.
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Obligatory "Nate is just saying this in an attempt to sound clever while reminding everybody that he is an obsessive person who puts the 'fanatic' in 'fan'" joke.
Obligatory statement of self-depreciation to attempt to appear humble while failing miserably. Obligatory sign-out line stolen from whatever show or webcomic he's binging on at the moment. |
Inquiry of, "Salutations, gentlemen. What currently transpires in this particular Internet forum discussion?"
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Grand sweeping simile, encompassing the cyclical nature of time and curvature of the universe.
Unintelligibly rambling expression of profound disgust of a deeply unclear sort (possibly aimed at either BP, politicians, or cupcakes). Further expression of appreciation for our secret alien overlords. Concluding statement, unconnected to any of the above. |
Moderately pithy observation on previous statements. Sentence analyzing same. Cheerful conclusion! :)
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Amusement that I've never changed my password to these forums from the one Zeke picked when I locked myself out somehow.
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Gratuitous fart noises.
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Incredulity at resurrection of old thread. Lamentation at poster not recalling original. Attempt to turn discussion to octopi.
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comment about pie.
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Message posted for the sole purpose of announcing poster's presence in the thread.
Laugh laugh laugh laugh. |
Follow-up post to mention change of avatar after seeing how old the other picture was.
Ponderings about what new member title might end up being. |
Acknowledgment that my member title could in fact stay the same and still make sense.
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Awww'ing over MmeBlueberry's new avatar
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Waving at everyone. Poster acting as if he hasn't been gone for two years. Hoping people will read the BSG fivers being written by poster.
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Hushing sound. Innocent whistling.
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Suspicious eyebrow raise at innocent whistle.
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Expression of disbelief and joy at arrival of known forum-members.
Crushingly banal sixty-paragraph ramble, reminiscing about nothing in particular, praising "the good old days" and philosoraptoring on the nature of the universe, tangentially connecting to pie. Cripplingly unfunny joke. |
Statement of joy concerning reappearances of various members.
Transition containing lame attempt at being cutesy, followed by statement of combined pleasure and shock at existence of thread. [Edit] Hurried segue. Hurried comment regarding happiness concerning new site updates. |
Celebration at not quite deadness of old members. Scoldings.
Pointing out of the cuteness of ferrets. |
Expression of disbelief at recreation of old thread.
Irreverant reply in honour of old thread. |
Gratuitous reference to Scandinavian rodents.
Edit: Edit. |
Abuse of a popular thread to entreat the returning members to patronize the Fiveminute.net TV Tropes page:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...Ptitleupg47ww5 |
Squeeing over resurrection of old thread
greeting to old friends |
Careful return to 5MV. Brief explanation with regard to use of abbreviation despite renaming of site ages ago.
Agreement with amazement. Excuses for poster being gone for so long. Hope of lack of problems caused by return. Brief fright at national alarm sounding. Relief after quick look at time and date. |
Carefully expository welcome [with use of confusing flashbacks], culminating in an anecdote about the present poster, the previous poster, and an evil supercomputer.
Witty wordplay on the swinging of cats, with reference to above poster. Demonstration of ability to laugh evilly, at great length. |
Threat to revive a certain poster shipper movement
non sequitur |
Abrupt cessation of evil laughter demonstration.
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Evil laughter.
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Request for PHJ to demonstrate evil sobbing.
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Attempt to shift topic to that of cheese.
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Attempt rebuffed. Prior request repeated.
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Slips employment at Deli counter into conversation to help steer topic onto cheese.
Feeling of shame. |
Starts listing her favorite cheeses
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Statement about wearing, and not being worn by, the cheese.
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Appropriate Wallace & Gromit quotation. Comment on the evilness of penguins.
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Deceptively casual remark expressing wonderment if PHJ could demonstrate evil cheesiness.
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Comment about how much she is enjoying school.
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