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AKAArzosah 07-22-2003 09:56 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Just make a request. If I figure out how to add small pictures to a post, I'll start giving them out.[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm 07-22-2003 06:02 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I want 3.14159 applause pies.[/color:post_uid0]

catalina_marina 07-22-2003 06:19 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Impossible. There's no 47 in there.[/color:post_uid0]

Kodu 07-22-2003 07:12 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Arzosah"][color=#000000:post_uid0]If I figure out how to add small pictures to a post, I'll start giving them out.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Use the 'Image' button above your edit box and enter the URL of the image.[/color:post_uid0]

AKAArzosah 07-24-2003 12:31 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]{I want 3.14159 applause pies.}
what the?

{Use the 'Image' button above your edit box and enter the URL of the image.}
what's the URL? is that an internetty thing? I am internet illiterate.[/color:post_uid0]

NAHTMMM 07-24-2003 12:35 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Arzosah"]{I want 3.14159 applause pies.}
what the?[/quote:post_uid0]
:S Maybe he meant "applesauce"?
[quote:post_uid0]{Use the 'Image' button above your edit box and enter the URL of the image.}
what's the URL? is that an internetty thing? I am internet illiterate.[/quote:post_uid0]
The URL is the long string of characters that you put in the address bar to tell your computer which site it should put up a 404 for. ;) It begins with "http://".


I think it'd be nice to get a cheesecake for National Cheesecake Day on the 30th.[/color:post_uid0]

catalina_marina 07-24-2003 12:40 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I think it'd be nice to get a cheesecake for National Cheesecake Day on the 30th.[/quote:post_uid0]
But not yet. It wouldn't be right to buy it before the 29th, right?[/color:post_uid0]

mudshark 07-24-2003 01:13 AM

[quote:post_uid0="catalina_marina"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Impossible. There's no 47 in there.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Take it to 120 decimal places, and there is. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

AKAArzosah 07-24-2003 01:23 AM

[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]The URL is the long string of characters that you put in the address bar to tell your computer which site it should put up a 404 for. ;) It begins with "http://".

I think it'd be nice to get a cheesecake for National Cheesecake Day on the 30th.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]um.
404?
i think i know what you mean. but that means the pic must be on an internet site, right?
Can I just cut and paste a ClipArt I've edited?

PS: I'll get you a Cheesecake, but I hafta figure out this insert pic thingy first. The Cake may therefore arrive next year, on the 30th.[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm 07-24-2003 01:31 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Maybe he meant "applesauce"?
[/quote:post_uid0]

Good call. If you mix up the letters a bit and squint at them sideways, "applause" kinda looks like "applesauce."

[quote:post_uid0]{I want 3.14159 applause pies.}
what the?
[/quote:post_uid0]

Pi pies.[/color:post_uid0]

Nan 07-24-2003 04:59 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And here I thought I'd ESCAPED the bad math jokes. :p[/color:post_uid0]

AKAArzosah 07-24-2003 08:25 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I figured out the pi about an hour later. kinda like the 'Exorcist' question in the quiz earlier. i realised what that was about a week later

oh! possesions! as in 'possesed!' Exorcism! a ha ha!

uh... yeah[/color:post_uid0]

Sa'ar Chasm 07-24-2003 05:59 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]And here I thought I'd ESCAPED the bad math jokes. [/quote:post_uid0]

I can go back to bad chemistry jokes, if you'd like.[/color:post_uid0]

catalina_marina 07-24-2003 06:18 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oh, I have a couple of those too. :D[/color:post_uid0]

Nan 07-24-2003 11:13 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Knew a certain engineer who thought he was funny. Used to crack the occasional math joke.

I'm poisoned against them both. ;)[/color:post_uid0]

Katy Jane 07-26-2003 02:05 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]well i'm sorry but this is 5MVF your talking about, theres no excaping math jokes[/color:post_uid0]

AKAArzosah 07-28-2003 10:50 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]People please! Get back to the thread at hand!

And, Speaking of pie, did the whole obsession start with pi, or pie?[/color:post_uid0]

Zeke 07-28-2003 01:43 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yes.[/color:post_uid0]

catalina_marina 07-28-2003 02:19 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That clears it up then.

My guess would be pie, because I've seen more pie than pi on this site.[/color:post_uid0]

entei 07-28-2003 07:49 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]And, Speaking of pie, did the whole obsession start with pi, or pie?[/quote:post_uid0]

Hmm... many debate this very issue. Some say it is way more important than some insignificant debate about whether a Chicken or an Egg came first. Others argue that the answer to the question would bring about the destruction of the entire universe, hence must never be uncovered.

(Then there are those who argue 'lets go down the pub', but they're totally irrelevant, in the grand scheme of things! )[/color:post_uid0]


Sa'ar Chasm 07-28-2003 08:33 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0](Then there are those who argue 'lets go down the pub', but they're totally irrelevant, in the grand scheme of things! )

[/quote:post_uid0]

You've been reading Douglas Adams, haven't you.[/color:post_uid0]

taya17 07-29-2003 01:15 AM

[quote:post_uid0="Zeke"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Yes.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Is it me, or does Zeke's voice come accompanied with a whole slew of weird synthesizer noises? :shudders:[/color:post_uid0]

Zeke 07-29-2003 02:25 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I think it's just you -- trying to listen to someone's voice from the other side of the Pacific Ocean is pretty difficult, and could lead to the kind of interference you're experiencing.[/color:post_uid0]

entei 07-29-2003 07:08 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Does it work better if you hold a glass to your ear then Zeke? ;)

[quote:post_uid0]You've been reading Douglas Adams, haven't you[/quote:post_uid0]

Nope, never read anything by him. I have heard of him though (Who hasn't), but there's only one Mr Adams whose work I'll actually read. :D[/color:post_uid0]

taya17 07-29-2003 07:15 AM

[quote:post_uid0="entei"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Does it work better if you hold a glass to your ear then Zeke? ;)[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Nah... I suspect his recommendations will run along the lines of "Listen to the music, not the song"...


You've never read Douglas Adams?! Oh the horror! The humanity![/color:post_uid0]

Nan 07-29-2003 09:07 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Not... read...?

:O

*thunk*[/color:post_uid0]


Sa'ar Chasm 07-29-2003 06:01 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Is it me, or does Zeke's voice come accompanied with a whole slew of weird synthesizer noises? :shudders:
[/quote:post_uid0]

Given the size of that "yes", it sounds more like the Voice of the Universe (or however Pratchett described Death's boss in [i:post_uid0]Reaper Man[/i:post_uid0])[/color:post_uid0]

catalina_marina 07-29-2003 06:54 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hey, isn't today Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day? So why isn't there any cheese in this pie shop? ;)[/color:post_uid0]

AKAArzosah 07-31-2003 01:05 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]because I still haven't figured out how to put in pictures.
Can someone please restate in clear, simpletons, English how to put in pictures, because:
1. I have been very sick and can't remember anything.
2. I didn't understand in the first place.[/color:post_uid0]


taya17 07-31-2003 01:54 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Okay if you want to put pictures into the picture itself, the simplest way would be to click the little button in the row above where you post your response. yes the one that says "Image", so that a little window pops up asking for the url of the picture that you want to put up. Then you enter the full url of it into the little window, hit enter and let the javascript generate the code you need in your message.


yes, unfortunately you can only put pictures up if they are already online i.e. have a url address. you can stored pictures on free sites such as villagephotos or yahoo!photos though. Don't use geocities or tripod at any account; they don't like remote loading of images (i.e. images being loaded on another page) so they'll either block the loading or delete your account.

was that clear enough? or too long-winded?

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][quote:post_uid0]Is it me, or does Zeke's voice come accompanied with a whole slew of weird synthesizer noises? :shudders:
[/quote:post_uid0]

Given the size of that "yes", it sounds more like the Voice of the Universe (or however Pratchett described Death's boss in [i:post_uid0]Reaper Man[/i:post_uid0])[/quote:post_uid0]


The Death of the Universe? Ooher scary. :shudders and runs:[/color:post_uid0]

Opium 07-31-2003 04:13 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Has anyone noticed that there have been NO updates in like a month, and yet everyone seems more concerned with pizza???
:p[/color:post_uid0]

AKAArzosah 07-31-2003 09:17 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A month and ten days, actually.

But if we offer pizza and pie and pizza pie, things might start moving again.[/color:post_uid0]

Zeke 07-31-2003 02:19 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Opium"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Has anyone noticed that there have been NO updates in like a month, and yet everyone seems more concerned with pizza???
 :p[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I have -- and even when I don't notice these things myself, Kira never misses them. Expect something on the news page by tonight, and a full update by the end of the week.[/color:post_uid0]

AKAArzosah 08-01-2003 04:45 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]At least he didn't say *deleted*[/color:post_uid0]


Saxamaphone 08-01-2003 07:07 AM

[quote:post_uid0="Arzosah"][color=#000000:post_uid0]At least he didn't say 'soon.'[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Shah! Do you want to tempt The Evil Eye?[/color:post_uid0]

taya17 08-01-2003 08:00 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Gasp! Arsozah said the 'S' word! Must fast! Must pay penace! Quick, get all the candles out and start meditating on your sins![/color:post_uid0]

catalina_marina 08-01-2003 09:19 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I have -- and even when I don't notice these things myself, Kira never misses them. Â Expect something on the news page by tonight, and a full update by the end of the week.[/quote:post_uid0]
Now are you talking about the updates, or the pizza? :p Or the triple ? Opium used?[/color:post_uid0]

AKAArzosah 08-02-2003 09:04 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

No! No, don't hurt me! Please! No!

Noooooooooo....

GAK[/color:post_uid0]


FatMatDuhRat 08-02-2003 02:10 PM

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I would like to order some cheesecake.
:D
& if you can add some strawberries on
top, I'll be yr best friend.

P.S. When [b:post_uid0]Zeke[/b:post_uid0] says, "Yes." he sounds
like that guy from [b:post_uid0]Babylon 5[/b:post_uid0] who never
comes out of his shell except to save
Bruce Boxleitner when he's falling out
of the sky. What was his name again?
Vash? Spock? Locin? I can't remember.[/color:post_uid0]

Kodu 08-03-2003 08:47 AM

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I would like to order some cheesecake.
:D
& if you can add some strawberries on
top, I'll be yr best friend.[/quote:post_uid0]Well, Arzosah, get to the [img:post_uid0]http://www.planet.nl/~fvbommel/PieJuggle.gif[/img:post_uid0]!
You told people you'd fill their orders, now do it :D[/color:post_uid0]


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