The Grmphnyacken Times - Pie Study Publishes Conclusions
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HilPiearious! Er, Hilarious. ... Yeah. ;) :D
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lol, this was an Oxford Brookes study, wasn't it? (you know, the *other* Oxford Uni)
This article has logical holes in it big enough to drive a Pie through. Um, truck through. Yes... Anyway, I propose the following measures: A) Do not let Mary Sue Scrivener or Robert Beltran hear of this B) Blame the weight gain on the Dark Side's attempts to discredit Zeke after he rejected them. C) Live in denial. Suliban mystics are available for all those needing lessons in this fine art. |
I feel the rejection of Pie...
It comes from *Thwack!* Ow! Yodck, quit that! *Thwack.* No, Pie is not from the dark side! *Twa-wack* Of course the sith lords nor the Sulliban invented it, it was created my Aunt May! Now, as I was saying before so rudely interrupted by a figm *Thwack!* okay, I'll just get it over with! I believe this threat to Pie comes from outside the Fiver. We must stand ready, for the un-fiver prepare to annialate all. *Thong! Richardson falls over from a frying pan to the head, and gets dragged off....* |
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA XD
Nothin' wrong with excessive pie consumption :wink: :mrgreen: To conclude, mmm...pie. |
Wonderfully funny article :D But...
I'm afraid that study is wrong. What 5MV really does in encourage use to eat more fruit, beans, and protein. Think about it...what's in pie, chilli, and cheese? Fruit, beans, and protein! That's right, 5MV is actually linked to healthier eating :twisted: |
Doesn't that kind of ignore the fat content of said foodstuffs though? ;)
I expect the Church of Pientology will send it's lawyers after me soon enough - we all know what they're like, after all. |
I see. I think we should encourage the hurling of batter puddings.
Anyway, everyone knows the obesity thing is *whirls and points finger at richardson* his fault! :mrgreen: |
Admit it, you're just blaming him for random things now, aren't you.
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*Is surprised valium doesn't blame him for kidnapping himself.*
*Yodck steps in as spokesperson.* Illogical you are, hmm? Point fingers at innocent, even when they are kidnapped you do. Perhaps you be one who stole him. Nothing to do with Pie fatness he does. He has no control over the gluttony program he recently found embedded in people's brains. Stupid you are! The power of the Pie shall convince you of the truth! *Throws a HP! (Haggis Pie)* |
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oooh? Smart think yourself? Just because you been around 2000 years smart, makes you it does, hmmm?
*Thwacks him several dozen time.* Then restrict all advancement and the normal course of the multiverse, you are! Anyone with half-decent warp drive and star can time-travel, yes! Stupid you are, thinking to stop it! Stop it will not happen! *Flibbles Vallium* Most illogical indeed you are! (I love the yodck persona...* |
*sighs* From now on, I'm charging for those random thoughts of mine...
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I think I'll stick with my nice, non-fattening (but just as tasty) pie...er...pi
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Warp technology does not allow for time travel. It allows for movement into parallel universes, of which, the chances of success are around 16%, and the chance of return to your own, less than 1%. Also, I've been around more like 400,000 years, and spent most of my time erasing people like you from continuity ;). Why do you think no-one hears about Captain Henry Cato James, of the starship Earth's Pride? Or T'Pu? Or the legendary Hatriss, founder of modern Klingon society, and officially still High Knitter-of-Socks? ;) Also, the Laws of Time specifically bar us from disabling a people from developing any technology aside from overt time travel. Also, my name has only one "l" ;) |
Okay then, if you want to play it like that! *Has stepped in from the future, and lets Yodck step down.* Sorry about the hold-up. My future self wanted to give me a few important reminders for you.
First off, you seem to have either not yet discovered or have forgotten that I am supposed to be the hero in some big conflict, supposedly lasting for the next thousand years or so. I go, the entire universe is destroyed or something like that. Second, he also gave me a note concerning your mother, and some rather embarrasing names she called you. Any further attempts on my life/liberty, and they will be distributed in the entire timeline/universe by my future self. Thirdly, because there is a future me, it means that I'll win in the end, and you might as well quit now. *secretly disconnects the power cables to Valium's time-drive, then walks away whistling "I will go a-sailing."* |
Okaayy.
No. 1) There is no major war lasting the next thousand years, save the Great Time War, and you ain't a Dalek or a Time Lord, so you ain't gonna be a hero in it. The war I think you are referring to is the Great Crusade against the Human-Form Replicators, which never happened due to the Quantum Uncertainty Principle, and a little nudging from the White Guardian...The only other war which will last a thousand years is the Sith War which ends on Ruusan, and if you get involved in that, you will be killed horribly by the Darth Bane Experiment. The Matrix has predicted it. No. 2) I am a Time Lord, and have no mother, dum-dum ;) Also, your crude attempts at time travel won't allow you into my timeline, which part of the "I am a Time Lord, invulnerable to attack on my time-line, as a Lord of Time I have vastly more control than your crude machines can ever give you" speechifying do you not understand? No. 3) So you have a future self. Congrats, you must be very proud. You seem not to understand the idea of being erased from all time. That means that you will have never existed. Either face trial, or we do it to you anyhow ;) No. 4) My TARDIS has no "Time-Drive". In order to stop me from catching you, you'd effectively have to destroy the Eye of Harmony. And since the Eye of Harmony is both in my TARDIS and on Gallifrey, and Gallifrey is outside time...good luck ;) Yeesh, try and come up with some knowledge of my race before threatening me with impossibilities, or I'll feed you to the Hipporhinostricow :) In any case, you have no chance to survive, mucking up time. |
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Who else votes for a dedicated RP forum? Or at the very least, a group effort to buy richardson a Miles O'Brien mask?
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This just goes to show that there's a first time for everything ;) Oh wait.....You've had a really crap day, haven't you. Either that or you just got up... |
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THAT is the funniest thing said in a week. :lol: What a sad, strange little culture we have here.... |
Strange, certainly. Don't know about sad though.
I will say that this is one of the more peculiar thread derailings of late, though it can't compare with the elf/dwarf business... |
I'll give you that one by a mile. Still...
*Places haggis all through the tardis.* Okay, now I'm done. He'll never get that smell out. It'll be baked into the very metal of the ship. *walks away, whistling.* |
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Anyhow, some of us like the smell of haggis... |
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