one-by-one 5-8 word story
 

((Starting mostly because A Person seems to have missed the 3-word limit in the original thread...))

Darth Vader stood over Jar-Jar's headless corpse, and

slowly a tear fell from is mask. He

had wanted to kill the gungan himself, but

unfortunately his revenge for the stolen glory of

Luke Skywalker and his army of Wesley Crusher's

newest science project, an army of evil cucumbers,

failed miserably due to the

fact that the plot wasn't as funny as

seeing Wesley humiliate himself on TNG!!!!! The crazy

producers decide that in order to facilitate their

untimely demise, they must

kill him off in a speciel candid camera

shot of Wesley grovelling at Captain Picard's feet.

They had previously fooled the audience into thinking

that Wesley was an amazing prodigy,

and thus was being promoted to captain of

the offical Federation Garbage Scowl.

The Scowl was a project shared with Kligons

and Ferengi, to prove if

the species could work together in peace. But