[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "Wait," said John





(Hang on. Isn't John not supposed to have multiple wives? Or was that in another thread? Shite. Am I actually trying to make sense of all this? You're right, kiddo, it's not worth my ATP.)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "No", said Riker



(you know, you [i:post_uid0]could[/i:post_uid0] have just treated that as lacking a "that", as in "wives that Riker and Odo beat in handball" or whatever. ;))[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "What?" said Delenn.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][i:post_uid0]"Do not underestimate the Power of Creative Reinterpretation", Darth Vader commented while casually strangling his lunch.

Wait, that's way too many words. Never mind.[/i:post_uid0]



"Who?" said Sa'ar[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]. "Where?" said NAH[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]."Where in the[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]world is this[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]going? Nowhere, that's[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]where," said Bashir.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]He kissed Ezri,[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]who shoved a[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]cucumber down his[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]tailpipe that belonged[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]in a museum.


((wow, that made little if no sense...I think we're breaking our previous record! YAY for us!))[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Bashir kicked John[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]out and threw[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]his wives to[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]the sun so[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]they raisinified. Delenn


(Of course it makes sense. Where do you think Paris first saw those old cars he likes so much?)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]had an affair[/color:post_uid0]