sue!

Through the glass...

...I see a bazuka. What is that doing there?

~~

Sarcasm is...

~~Lostoyannaya

really original. :roll:

Camptown ladies....

are a myth.

I reject your reality and

then just stop.

Rule #34: War is good for

something.

I hate

pie..... Mwu-hah-hah-hah!!!!!`zuke....

Muffins are the anti-pie, ________________

or so says the Encyclopedia Muffinia.


Seen one, ...

eaten them all!

~~

But soft? What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east...

~~Lostoyannaya

wind that will take you to your doom.

Gentlemen, Start Your____

Hissy-spittin'! This here's gonna be the best rod-eeeeo yah've evah seen!

~~

Once a fool, always a...

~~Lostoyannaya

poster in the Misc. section.

What goes around...

usually tends to be curved at both ends.

~~

Let me tell you a story. Once, I was in Africa, and I saw a gazelle...

~~Lostoyannaya

it was dead. Oh well...

There once was a man from Peru...

...who happened to have a Theremin.


Careful, or those'll bite ...

you're eye out!

Look out...

for falling prices

A watched pot...

takes slightly longer to boil.

Here today, ...

... deaf tomorrow."


"If this is a consular ship ...

where is the muffins?

Use the_____________ Zuke!