So eTrektions are like Whose Line is it Anyway? The points don't matter? :)

Here's a shoutout to all of my fellow Whosers out there in Fiver Land!

I don't assimilate Trek-haters. They are not worthy of achieving Our state of Perfection. Same reasons as with the Kazon. Except without the hair gel.

Didn't they just have chunks of spray-painted polystyrene glued to their heads?

Eh, thought it was roadkill.

From the information superhighway, one would assume.

Who knows what it is? We do, of course, but we're not telling, for fear of other races adapting it as body armor.

Well, it's officially been a year, so I gotta ask (call it a Persistant Niggling Question if you must): Why is this thread still stickied?

Zeke used really good sticky tack or whatever you call the stuff.

Well, everyone knows that the answer to duct tape is WD-40 and vice-versa, so there must be a counterpart to tacky sticky stuff in this forum.

There is.

Zeke.

Zeke Blues: This is glue -- strong stuff!

Yet another indication of my dementia is that muddy's post made me picture Zeke in a Proto Man costume.

Proto Man... you mean, homo floresiensis? If he went around on his knees, it would sort of work, but there's no way of making Zeke's head less big (and believe me, we've all tried).

I mean that in the original Japanese, Proto Man isn't Proto Man, he's called Blues. And Mega Man is called Rock, to form a really sad joke with Roll. Apparently there was some sort of music theme going on with Dr. Light's bots. You might call it the same whimsy that Dr. Soong used.

I have other questions. I mean, did you ever wonder why we're here?

That sort of thing is better suited for the Persistent Niggling Questions thread.

Inertia.

Strong stuff.

What, no Red vs. Blue fans here?

Well, there goes a whole slew of fiver jokes.

I wouldn't be too sure.
No, that's not it. Put them in anyway. Nobody gets all of the gags, and just because I don't doesn't mean that someone else won't.