[color=#000000:post_uid0](Ouch! 8| ... but, to continue the theme: )

41. Persis Khambatta's secret[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]42. And also, Picard uses it to wax his head.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]43. For those periodic check-ups on Tuvok's mental stability.


[color=blue:post_uid0]EMH: Tuvok, what comes to mind when I say "Duct tape"?
Tuvok: If you mix up the letters in "duct tape", you can spell out "adept cut".
Janeway: I see, Doctor. Yes, you definitely need to increase his medication.[/color:post_uid0][/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]TOO funny, NAH!


44. To tape crewmen down in Sickbay during medical examinations so that they don't RUN AWAY![/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]45. To prevent blackouts from rolling[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]46. To repair exploded consoles.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]47. To re-repair exploded consoles.

48. To re-re-repair exploded consoles.

49. To re-re-re-repair exploded consoles.

50. Etc.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]51. To repair redshirts who happened to be sitting at exploding consoles at the time of the explosion.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]52. To re-repair said redshirts.

53. To re-re-repair said redshirts.

54. To re-re-re-repair said redshirts.

55. So on and so forth etc. ad naseum ad infinitum[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]56. To create a sort of super-redshirt who repairs him/her self with duct tape.

57. To fix malfunctions on super-redshirt

58. To tie up super-redshirts when try to tak over given starship.

59. To make them "redshorts" and wax their legs with duct tape as punishment.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]60. To wrap bat'leth handles, to give them a better grip.


(Hey, you did'nt say we could add SERIOUS reasons.)[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0](Good one, Taya)

61. Remember the big pile with the Borg parts that Kes envisioned? The had to keep it piled up using Duct tape.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]62. And then when they were done they put the borg back together with Duct Tape.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]63. To keep idjit smokers from using up all the ship's valuable oxygen.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]64. Close your mouth and nose with duct tape. It makes it easier to boycott oxygen.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]65. To tape lengths of Jeffries tubes together[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]66. Used to shut the computer up during those secret Self Destruct sequences.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]67. Used to shut Data up when he's spouting long streams of information.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]68. Used to stick subplots onto the mainplot.[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="taya17"][color=#000000:post_uid0]67. Used to shut Data up when he's spouting long streams of information.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Eh...that's awfully close to #21...meh. ;)

69. Used by Captain PROOOTOOOON to keep evil guards from announcing his arrival to the entire block, especially when it's in the middle of the night (the neighbors tend to get kinda upset for some reason).[/color:post_uid0]