"Quit yammering and start making coffee!" yelled Janeway to the computer.

"Right away, Captain. Please rate your day on a scale between 1 and 100 for acurate coffee results," said the computer.

"Superman's Dead, eeyaeeyaeeya, is it in my head" sang Our Lady Peace, in the soundtrack.

"That's jazz? Mew off!", shouted the janitor.

"Ugh, can we get back to paying attention to ME?" asked Padme.

"Verily, madam." replied a passing Shakespearian actor.

"You. Can't. Be. Shak. -Spear. -Ian, you. Don't. Speak. Like. Every word. Is. Its. Own. Sentence!", replied Wil. liam. Shat. ner., as he passed through.

"Zzzzz Zzzz' Zzz zzz ZZ zzzZZZ," (Wake me up when the Shakespearian actor gets to my favorite line) said a Shakespearian bee.

"Aaand CUT!", said George Lucas.

"But I have no knife, only this spoon," said Padme.

"Can we do this whole thing again...the angle was all wrong!" shouted Lucas.

"Duh. Oh.", said Shatner.

"Ew, will we have to hear the doctor sing again?" asked Darthy.

"For early one morning when I was-a fishing...", sang the Doctor, in answer.

"Good grief, does he ever shut up?" asked Seven of Nine.

"Ithinke notte, gud ledie.", said Chaucer, passing through.

"Huh? Didn't you forget something?" said Janeway.

'Judging by your hair, no.', said Garak.

"Kai Win! What are YOU doing here?" asked Janeway.

"Looking for the plot to this story, and why are you here?" asked Kai Win.