Q: What. The. Crap? :mrgreen:

Q: It's all about... hey? Where did the 'A:' go?

Q: It's run off with the " T "......?

A: My brain, EATING my brain, that gay religious squid is eating my precious beautiful BRAIN!!!!

Q: Did you take your morphine today?


A: Did you take your Morphine Party News today?

Q: Ask me a question that you know the answer to is "No"

A: Together, we will rule the galaxy!

Q: (Vader, to Luke) Join me, and.... line?

A: No Sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, Sir!

Q: You didn't see anything.

A: I don't even know HOW he got away with it!

Q: Did you hear? TopHatMan robbed a bank in broad daylight!
A: That tic-a-tic-tic woodpecker song!

Q: Is there any song more annoying then the hampsterdance?
A: I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra...
I wish I were a girly, just like my dear Papa!

Q: So, what disturbing song are you listening to at the moment?
A: That Certain Party.

Q: Who?

A: The Sum 41 Party!

Q: Which party is most disliked by the majority of over-forties?
A: That tic-a-tic-tic woodpecker party!

Q: Which party is hated by everybody, even it's members?

A: The Linkin Park Party!

Q: Which party HQ has been burned down by the Kindly Old Granny Association repeatedly?
A: That tic-a-tic-tic, tic-a-tic-tic woodpecker song!

Q: So WHY do they hate you?

A: The Doctor Who Party!

Q: Who did you just sign up with?
A: *whistles innocently*

Q: Who the frak let all these gorram woodpeckers in here!!??

A: I didn't know what else to do, so I went to IKEA.

Q: Where the frot did all this shopping come from?
A: Its a nice, shiny blue...

Q: What colour is that sold-out-in-milli-seconds OLP ticket that I really really really really really really want?


A: We are, we are all innocent we are all innocent we are, we are...

Q: Are y'all that incredibly guilty madrigal choir?

A: ...and then he f*cked them up with his Jedi mind tricks.

Q: Neomatrix somehow got the mods to allow him a sig banner!


A: And if I don't make it, know that I loved you all along.