[color=#000000:post_uid0]John died a couple more times before anything else exciting happened. Everyone sat around wondering what to do. After Data broke the typewriter, the story couldn't continue, so the characters just sat there waiting till the author could return to the story.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*must...wait...few...more...hours...till...Friday. ..*[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]The previous message was spray painted on walls all over the train station.
"Someone must be bored" said John, then a train hit him.
"Yeah, I wonder what is going to happen on Friday,"said Picard. "I always heard that new characters come about on Friday."
"Do we really need any more characters in this insane story?" asked Data, who was chasing the train that ran over John.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]"Of course you do" said Spike. "I fancy show-hopping!"
"And you need a writer" said Jake, with his trusty typewriter. I can do that!"
"And I get a line!" said Mayweather. Eveyone quickly ignored Mayweather.
"This really doesn't make any sense" said Legolas."Why is there this pale man have hair fairer than mine, yet darker eyebrows? Why is there a guy with a typewriter? Why is everyone ignoring the guy in the jumpsuit? How do I even know what a jumpsuit is? Why are their so many characters?"
Dr. Crusher and Troi realized Legolas was becoming agititated, so they calmed him down or up. You decide.
Picard became annoyed and said, "I believe the problem is that there are too many young males. Perhaps we should work on getting them out of here".
Riker heartily agreed, and Data was forced to stop running and start figuring out a way to get the hotties out of there, much to many people's annoyance.[/color:post_uid0]

Thought I'de show the GAS to a whole new generation of 5MV forumgoers!

:D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D

Did you really have to? You just woke up a dead topic

*looks around*

No one seems to be posting...

*continues to look around*

Hey all who look at this post! You can see the complete story here:

Crazy Group Adaptive Story of DOOM

Why not?

I'll post!


Since the day being a tuesday on the fifth of a month, it was time for mayweather's one line of the year. (You'll find it in the last GAS post)
Naturally, this meant The Enterprise(-D) was on a routine mission to a boring planet, of course inhabited by an evil (but wholly unknown to the scientists) band of pancake-wearing rabbits.
Geordi exclaimed, "We're running out of GAS!"
Opium then commented, "We should get the new forumgoers to help, that'll get things going!"
Furthermore, Xeroc posted, "I'll post, it'll surely work!"

And then John and TopHatMan did a masque during the intermission to the great applaud of the audience. They sang classic 70's showtunes from Hair, and then did a little huala number that had very extravagant costumes.

The show was interupted by the news of Seko's kidnapping. So everyone left to go look around for clues. After weeks of ransom notes, threats, and lack of pie, everyone gave up and went about their lives. However, Opium, the one who kidnapped Seko for pie, saw that everyone was giving up, so she called KGM about a hot tip. KGM went over, slayed the dragon, freed Seko, and got Seko back to Fuyu just before midnight.

Ginga and Seko shared a tearful reunion, complete with teary-eyed people and news crews all around, and stereotypical remarks from Ginga such as "It's a miracle!", "KGM is my hero, aside from Janeway!", and "Although I think Janeway could've gotten him back earlier than mid-... oh, stereotypical. Right. Uh... Um, I think KGM is... uh... KGM is an angel in disguise! There is a God! Etc. etc.!" And so Ginga proceeded to wipe her stereotypical tears away with a tissue as all the bystanders and news crews proceeded to go, "Awwww..."

And Seko began to purr.

This purring was heard for many days and often a five-minute version was distributed to those who could not be there, as the purring was very legendary, and the five-minute version was very funny.

Meanwhile, everyone on the planet (and quite a few aliens) were asking for cameos in the newest feature on 5MV, "Voyagers". The next part of it should be here in about -2 hours or so. Many people were in great anticipation of this and any other possible updates.

And pie, of course.