[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Zeke"]Hmmmmmmmm. Â What do you guys think of that? Â I can certainly write longer if I have more time.[/quote:post_uid0]
Seriously, Zeke, if you feel that they require more care and time than you can give them today, go ahead and take your time. Just be sure we get to see them eventually! ;)


[quote:post_uid0]Archer: Boy, life sure isn't interesting here in the town of Dawson's Creek, where I, Dawson, live. Don't you agree, my best friend Joey?
T'Pol: On the contrary. This bucolic environment is ideal for solitary contemplation and meditation. The indigenous species provide an intriguing --
Archer: She's bored too. I know because we've been best friends since we were little kids.
T'Pol: I was older than you are now when you were a little kid.
Archer: And what's crazy is that even though we're best friends, we're not the same gender! Boy, how is that possible? There must be a ton of sexual tension simmering under the surface![/quote:post_uid0]

:lol:[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]:lol:[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Wow, actual cheese fivers! Cool! Well done! More cheese please! :D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]*mutter mumble grumble*
*evil glare*
*mutter* Andromeda cheese...*mumble* sassafrassasass *grumble*[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Reed: I'm Jack. Shut up.[/quote:post_uid0]
[quote:post_uid0]Mayweather: He eats cats, for God's sake! What kind of monster could eat harmless pets?[/quote:post_uid0]
Hilarious!

[quote:post_uid0]Xena: You said it. The sun is shining, the squirrels are chirping, we're surrounded in the boundless natural beauty of whatever the hell country we're in... are you feeling the way I'm feeling?[/quote:post_uid0]
Why was I expecting one of them to start singing "I'm under your spell"?

Great cheese, Zeke. I'm just scared by the fact that these fivers meant you've actually watched them (or learned stuff about them).[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I'm sure he'll pruge it out his system with some [i:post_uid0]Enterprise[/i:post_uid0] fivers.[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Derek"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Great cheese, Zeke. I'm just scared by the fact that these fivers meant you've actually watched them (or learned stuff about them).[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]The Dawson's Creek one was scarily accurate. Hmmm....[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="PointyHairedJedi"][color=#000000:post_uid0]I'm sure he'll pruge it out his system with some [i:post_uid0]Enterprise[/i:post_uid0] fivers.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I hope so. Season 2 isn't half-done yet, and Season 3 will be over soon.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0="Scooter"]and add new cheese every once in a while whenever you feel like it. I can see it now: Five Minute Smallville, Five Minute Perfect Strangers, Five Minute Static Shock... :)[/quote:post_uid0]
*THWAP!*

Smallville is a great show! It is not cheese! Â :madder:

:D

[quote:post_uid0](SLASH SLASH SLASH)
Zombie Mongol Gladiators: GAKO, GAKAS, GAKAT!
Xena: That's the last of them. Now let's go make us some Caesar salad!
Joxer: Oo, oo! And show Khan our wrath?
Xena: Hit him, Gabby. [/quote:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0]Genghis Khan: I told you she'd get through our armies. You owe me six denarii.
Julius Caesar: I'll pay you on the Ides.
Xena: Ha! I've found you! Now the two of you will pay the price for --
Julius Caesar: Two? Hardly. Allow me to introduce you to the final member of my Third Triumvirate!
Hitler: JAWOHL!
Xena: What the--? How could--?
Hitler: Komm now! You should know better by now than to expect der historical consistency, Fraulein!
[/quote:post_uid0]

Hysterical! :D


P.S. I nearly got a heart attack when I saw Voyager, TNG, DS9 etc. replaced with Dawson`s Creek, Felicity, Survivor and co. on the main page, :D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]A new slice of cheese is up.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Batman: You monster! Now Catwoman will have to be played by Halle Berry!

...
Dinah: Help! Help! I'm on the run and I don't know about my weird super-powers!
Thugs: GRUNT.
Huntress: I'll save you, little girl. What? Yes, Oracle, I see the thugs. What? Yes, obviously there's four of them! I'm not blind! You don't always need to show off your cool detection equipment and....
Dinah: Oh good, I'm being saved by a schizophrenic.

...
Huntress: Heyyy, these notes you're taking just say "Mwahahahahaha" over and over again.
Quinzel: It's shorthand. On an unrelated topic, I have hypno-eyes now. Tell me all your secrets.
Huntress: I have this recurring dream about business-suit-wearing Orion slave girls taking logic courses from an Andorian sewing expert.
Quinzel: Tell me most of your secrets.

..
Oracle: Oh. What about you?
Dinah: I'm watching.
Oracle: Fine, I'll use my super cybernetic battle suit that lets me walk. If I have to.[/quote:post_uid0]

:lol: :lol:[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Huntress: I have this recurring dream about business-suit-wearing Orion slave girls taking logic courses from an Andorian sewing expert.[/quote:post_uid0]

Hee! Single most ludicrous line ever[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Alfred: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away, Batman and the Joker squared off in a titanic battle royale...[/quote:post_uid0]
:O :D[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Mwahaha. That was funny. "Let's all gaze into the sunset in a non-final way". :lol:[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]More cheese now up, this time courtesy of Derek Dean. Look for the companion piece by me in an hour or so.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Clark: Well, if it's not small, then why is it called Smallville?
Chloe: Because the founders of the town were the Smalls. Just another way in which this show rewrites continuity.[/quote:post_uid0]
:lol:[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]That companion slice I mentioned is now up.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]And it's really, really good.

OG.[/color:post_uid0]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Five Minute smallville? [i:post_uid0]Somebody[/i:post_uid0] stole my idea... and you know what that means. Cookies must be paid.

Both superfivers were very funny, by the way... :D[/color:post_uid0]

[quote:post_uid0="Scooter"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Five Minute smallville? [i:post_uid0]Somebody[/i:post_uid0] stole my idea...[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]You will all get SO thwapped!


(funny stuff, though) :D[/color:post_uid0]