Morphine has the largest stocks of fiverinium, and pie.

We're also promising to bring back Enterprise, in a new and improved way.

We haven't decided yet, however, whether to bring back the old cast.

I have already provided a link to our manifesto.

We also promise to depose the current British government.

And remember - a vote for Morphine is a vote for Zaphod Beeblebrox as President of the UFP!

Morphine, obviously. We promise to bring well-defined characters to all shows, great plots, and lots of parodies.

A good summary of our policies would be that we intend, basically, to take Star Trek out of the jujuflop situation it's got itself into....

heh heh heh... 'jujuflop' that's fun to say! jujuflop! jujuflop!

"jujuflop" comes from the HHG radio series...

*cough*

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whoahhhh

And now a party political broadcast from the Morphine Party. Ahem.

"Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle,
Twinkle twinkle, twinkle, twinkle."

That is all.

My world is shaken.

It was the best butter....

The party of choice:

The Kepsalians!

Yep, I will put a jedi on every corner, a Connie in every garage that'll fit 'em, and of course, PIE!

PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE-PIE!

*Relaxes, then laughs evilly behind everyone's back.* Okay, I'm done now.

Yes, but do we really want a Jedi on every corner though? With the exceptions of Obi-Wan and Yoda (and naturally, me) they seem to be a bit on the useless side. It's easy to look good when you're fighting enemies as pants as they were, y'know. ;)

Ah, yes, but every jedi will be YODA level powerful...

See now why I have such appeal. *Hides the fact that all such jedi will be clones of him....*

You? What do you know about being a Jedi? I doubt you've even mastered Form I of sabre combat!

...lol... I just imagined a cross between Yoda and Spock...

I wonder how 'logical' and 'the force' go together?

Still, you must admit the Vulcan Neck Pinch would be a useful tool for a Jedi.

"Live Long, and May the Force be with You!"

Brilliant! :idea: *Makes a test Yodck.* Hmm, facsinating. *Realizes he has found a jedi that cannot be called to the dark side, and is as uber-cool as they come.*

It's BRILLIANT!!!! *Goes out to look for yoda so he can get someone competent to train Yodck in going medival on someone.* Hey, nobody steal him while I go to the galatic phonebook to look up Degobah's location. *Runs off.*

:lol: :lol:

You have been warned before, richardson......

Also, I have Dagobah's location, but I'll need 8,000 Triganic Pu to even consider giving it to you.

What are you, some kind of sadist? *settles back with some popcorn to watch richardson gather enough ningis (sp?) to trade for the Triganic Pus...*

Yes :twisted:

Pointy: I do believe we've found two thirds of the Ravalox gang?
What say you?

Um.... my TARDIS is full of eels?