[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]ReBoot?[/quote:post_uid0]
You are correct, sir.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Just begging for a [i:post_uid0]Doctor Who[/i:post_uid0] reference (or three):
Neo: Odd. I saw that same robotic dog just a second ago. Trinity: Not good. Either we're being chased by a talking cactus, or the Agents have changed something. Neo: So that's why I'm wearing a scarf and hat. SWAT Guy: Die fledermaus! Mouse: Not the opera puns...! GAK! I shall try and think of something a little more sane tomorrow.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]love this:
SWAT Guy: Die fledermaus! Mouse: Not the opera puns...! GAK! (by the way, thanks people for explaining the registration and inviting me in)[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]A somewhat different version of my latest block:
Neo: If you see a feline walk past you, and then you see an identical feline do it again, is the second one considered a dupli-cat? Morpheus: More like a sign of impending catastrophe. Speaking of which, I want to make a phone call. Get me Mouse. Mouse: The windows are sealed--GAK! Agents: Yes, they are. Morpheus: Rats, Mouse just went catatonic.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Neo: Hmmm, a lagging cat
Morpheus: Mouse, watch out for the lagging cat Mouse: Great, i'm trapped like a rat. Swat Guy: Don't be such a brat. Mouse: Oh, before I die, can I at least get to wear your hat? Swat Guy: No Mouse: Drat![/color:post_uid0] |
[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]A somewhat different version of my latest block:
Neo: If you see a feline walk past you, and then you see an identical feline do it again, is the second one considered a dupli-cat? Morpheus: More like a sign of impending catastrophe. Speaking of which, I want to make a phone call. Get me Mouse. Mouse: The windows are sealed--GAK! Agents: Yes, they are. Morpheus: Rats, Mouse just went catatonic.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0] [color=#000000:post_uid0]I like this one. :D[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I meant to call a vote yesterday, but I'm not sure we're really at that point yet. What do you guys think?[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]I think we've probably got enough proposals that it would be justifiable. On the other hand, I'm not sure I've run out of "cat" jokes yet. ;)[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Eh - I'm all tapped out. I've no objection to the voting beginning.[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Well, so long as we're voting, I like this one of JobeGDG's:
[quote:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Neo[/b:post_uid0]: Hey, a black cat! Hey, a black cat! [b:post_uid0]Trinity[/b:post_uid0]: Oh no! They're making changes to the Matrix! [b:post_uid0]Neo[/b:post_uid0]: Like adding another cat? That's a lot of bad luckÂ… [b:post_uid0]Mouse[/b:post_uid0]: GAK! [b:post_uid0]Neo[/b:post_uid0]: See?[/quote:post_uid0] Oh, and I also like this first title whatever wise guy is responsible gave me. Â :) Â -- Pteryx[/color:post_uid0] |
[quote:post_uid0="Standback"][color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] Hey, isn't that the cat that was here a minute ago?
[b:post_uid0]Trinity:[/b:post_uid0] Uh-oh. The cat's taking to long to load. There's a glitch in Matrix. [b:post_uid0]Neo:[/b:post_uid0] What's that mea-- Hey, why'd everything turn blue? [b:post_uid0]Matrix:[/b:post_uid0] Fatal exception at 1337-a743f07r42.pirate.Nebuchadnezzer.link?id=Morpheus. Please reboot universe. Have a nice day.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0] [color=#000000:post_uid0]:lol:[/color:post_uid0] |
[quote:post_uid0="NAHTMMM"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Neo: If you see a feline walk past you, and then you see the same feline do it again, is that a sign you're about to experience a catastrophe?
Morpheus: It is if you're being hunted cat-and-mouse. Speaking of which, I want to make a phone call. Get me Mouse. Mouse: The windows are sealed--GAK! Agents: Yes, they are. Morpheus: Drat, too late. Mouse just went catatonic.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0] [color=#000000:post_uid0]This is where my vote is going[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I vote for Standback's 'Blue Screen of Death' block.[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]I still like[quote:post_uid0]Neo: Hey, isn't that the cat that was here a minute ago?
Trinity: Uh-oh. The cat's taking to long to load. There's a glitch in Matrix. Neo: What's that mea-- Hey, why'd everything turn blue? Matrix: Fatal exception at 1337-a743f07r42.pirate.Nebuchadnezzer.link?id=Morpheus. Please reboot universe. Have a nice day.[/quote:post_uid0] But I think there should be a scene with Mouse in it, too.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I also vote for standback's version (jic: the one one where the universe must be rebooted)[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]That's 4 for the Blue Screen of Death, one for Jobe's "bad luck - GAK", and one NAHT's catcatcatcat one.
I'm in favor of the BSoD, which is mine, so I can't vote for it, so I'm not voting... but I agree that we need a scene for mouse. Maybe we could rewrite the cat puns for a Mouse-only scene?[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]I'm quite partial to the Die Fliedermaus pun.[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Have Ivoted yet? If not, count my vote towards the BSoD one. And this keyboard sucks. ::thwaps it soundly:: the space bar doesn't work properly! GAUGH![/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]The opera pun's good by me, too... what do y'all think?[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Another vote for the "Reboot the Universe" block here.
Gatac[/color:post_uid0] |
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