sugar it is, I guess

I'm throwing my vote at the short two-line sugar block. The joke's just perfect in its brief form.

Gatac

So, is this settled, then?

Gatac

I'm surprised noone followed pteryx's suggestion of using the sugar block to replace the first line of the porn block... something like this:

Trinity: Neo... I've never seen anyone move that fast.
Neo: Sugar overdose. It makes me-- Oooooo! A helicopter! With a machine gun!
Trinity: (over the phone) Tank, I need a pilot program for the helicopter.
Neo: Wait, he can upload instructions on how to fly a helicopter to someone?
Trinity: Well, yeah, what have you been asking him to send to you?
Neo: Porn, mostly.

would be the literal form... though I'd prefer to do it more like this:

Trinity: Neo... I've never seen anyone move that fast.
Neo: Sugar overdose. It makes me-- Oooooo! A helicopter! With a machine gun!
Trinity: (over the phone) Tank, I need a pilot program for the helicopter. And tranquilisers for Neo.
Neo: Wait, you mean that upload thing can be used for something useful?
Trinity: Wait - have you been getting Mouse's archives uploaded to you by mistake?
Neo: ...maybe...

^ I LIKE it!

yeah, but which one? *prepares to take notes*

I think that first one works reasonably well.

First one is good

agreed

I concur.

Gatac

An excellent combination indeed. :) -- Pteryx