[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Good afternoon Mr. Sheridan, I see you are by yourself today. So what would you like to order?
A: Just be yourself[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Reed wants to participate in Halloween and was asking me what he would be that would be scary to young children. What should I tell him?
A: Yah, and then he jumped into the plane.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q[/b:post_uid0]: Excuse me, Airport Passenger #4, did you see a dangerous fugitve run past?
[b:post_uid0]A[/b:post_uid0]: No, but have you heard the joke about the Cyberman and the vending machine?[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Have you heard of the one about the Cyberman walking into a bar, or the dumb blonde Cyberman joke?
A: Go get a sonic shower when you get back in the ship.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Did I really kiss Wesley while I was possessed by T'Pol's grandmother?
A: Either ten feet or 3 metres across.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How wide is that gap now? We need to get Voyager through.
A: No way, there is a Walmart all the way out here in the Delta Quadrant. I wonder if there is a Starbucks around here too.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Captain, are we running low on groceries? I found a Wal-mart about two lightyears away from here...
[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Abestos.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I wonder what I should call my new suicide snack food- asbestos-flavoured tostitos.
((A:Oops, I forget to give one. I'm frazzled out of my mind today))[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q:Link Error: The Answer to this Question has been deleted
A: Call the Get Backers, they can get anything back that you have lost.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: I've lost my mind.
A: I've still lost my mind.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Why are you sitting on the floor gibbering and drooling like an idiot?
[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] Essence of Chicken[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Darling, what's that intriguing fragrance you're wearing?
A: Who'll stop the rain?[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: It's raining.
A: Why do you question my question with a question?[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Why do you question my question?
A: Why do you question me?[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Your logic is questionable.
A: 47 Spears? Do you think we can fit everyone into one season?[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]Q:[/b:post_uid0] Look, I've got 47 Britneys here demanding to be put in the next season of [i:post_uid0]American Idol[/i:post_uid0]. Can or can we not sign them on for it?
[b:post_uid0]A:[/b:post_uid0] A rotating tower fan.[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: Got any use for a Tall Blonde in a Coma?
A: Snap Crackle Pop[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What sound did Ivanova's ankle make when the stunt guy landed on it?
A: Tin soldiers[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: How many soldiers do we need to recruit in the Kitchen Wars?
A: A dog with 2 tails[/color:post_uid0] |
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What is the last ingredient we need to make the Universe a place of ultimate evil once and for all?
A: A gnome and a goblin is actually the same thing.[/color:post_uid0] |
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