SigKitty Kidnapped 2: The Sequel of DOOM

[Opium]

Seko the Sigkitty had been having a pretty easy life after a run-in with some crazy forumgoers and their creators. But, that was about to change for all of them...

Seko: Hi, TopHatMan, how are you doing today?
TopHatMan: Good. John and I were swimming at the beach. The weather is great!
John: Seko! Hey, how's life?
Seko: Oh, good. I just hope no one kidnaps me again. That would really suck.
TopHatMan: Yes, it would.
John: Yup.
*Suddenly, the lights are turned off, and a scream is heard. Opium, in a cough-syrupy cure-for-the-cough-of-DOOM haze, wanders into the room*
Opium: Huh. Seko, TopHatMan, and John have been kidnapped. Wonder why, unless..hey, I'm the one who's writing this. What the? Oh, no, not another cough-syrup-induced forumstory...

*meanwhile, forumgoers live their lives normally*

persianmouse: Have you hugged your Snape today?
Hotaru: Saddle up and get your rhythm!
KillerGM: I'm only in Grade 10!.
Fuyu_ginga: Mouse is weird. But in a wonderfully funny way.
Xeroc: Truer words were never spoken.
Opium: So, anyone read Harry Potter?
Tarn-Vedra: I'm weird like that.
Celeste: I just found an interesting thought!
Arzosah: I just had an interesting thought!
Opium: What are they?
*Before Arzosah has a chance to answer, Tarn-Vedra screams, sets fire to the bridge and runs around in her knickers*
Xeroc: Truer words were never spoken.
Katy Jane: It should be interesting to find out what happened to…
Opium: Before anything else happens, I think I had better tell you all: Seko, TopHatMan, and John have been kidnapped!
*everyone but MaverickZer0 gasp in shock*
MaverickZer0: ...Am I the only one who wasn't shocked?

[KillerGodMan]

..................cool!

*wonders if I'll be important like I was an the last one*

[MaverickZer0]

Hehee.
Oh no, poor Seko! But should we be pitying her, or the people who will have to look for her, or who's already got her?

[danieldoof]

hey this time I want to be in too ..... pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase

[NeoMatrix]

*NeoMatrix comes running in telling everyone that there was another kidnapping*

[KillerGodMan]

^too late :wink:

[Opium]

*Opium, fuyu_ginga, et al, run to tell Zeke about the horrible occurance*
*NeoMatrix comes running in telling everyone that there was another kidnapping*

KillerGM: Too late.
Zeke: I’ll get to it soon.
Opium: But who would DO this horrible thing in my mind?
NeoMatrix: THE BORG! With Captain Kirk!
Persianmouse: RUN, RUN FOR YOU LIVES!
KillerGM: What the?
Persianmouse: Ummmmm…
Opium: Okay, everyone, calm down. If we look at this logically, we’ll be able to find them all.
*Alexia comes strolling into the room*
Opium: Did you hear? TopHatMan, John, and Seko have been kidnapped!
Alexia: It worries me.
Xeroc: Truer words were never spoken.

*meanwhile, in an attic somewhere far, far away…*

TopHatMan: Huh. We’ve been kidnapped.
Seko: Yup.
John: So, looks like we’re in an attick
Seko: Yup.
TopHatMan: I wonder who kidnapped us? Those people in the black cloaks…
John: Must have been DeathEaters.
TopHatMan: I don’t think DeathEaters are real.
John: This is Opium’s mind. Anything can be real. Even that we know this Opium’s mind.
Seko: Yup.
*Suddenly, a voice comes over a loudspeaker in the attic*
Voice: We have kidnapped you. You will have food and water provided poison-free, because it really would be wrong of us to hurt you. We just want you out of the public eye. And yes, we realize the irony that by kidnapping you, we have now put you more in the public eye. We were a little drunk when we came up with the idea. That is all.
TopHatMan: *sarcastically* Oh goody.
Seko: I hope it’s good Sigkitty food. The cheap stuff gives me dandruff.

[KillerGodMan]

sweet!

[richardson]

OO! OO!

More kidnapping mayhem! *Hopes he gets to stick someone up at Lightsaber point.*

[Asky]

madness, this is madness

[Ginga]

LMAO.

Guess I gotta pull out the 'ol kidnapped image again...

[Opium]

Part 3

Opium: Where do we find them?
Asky: No asky, no getty
Opium: But I am asking!
Richardson: OO! OO!
Opium: You know where?
Richardson: The Black Isles?
Scooter: Earth, again!
Opium: Well, obviously Earth, but where on Earth?
Persianmouse: East of East St. Louis?
KillerGM: The big chair where the High Priest of the Cult of 5MV-ness sits?
Fuyu_Ginga: A field with bunnies, kitties, flowers, and the occasional bazooka?
Chancellor Valium: Mutter's Spiral Galaxy?
NeoMatrix: Right behind you?
Opium: *checks behind her* Nope.
Tarn-Vedra: Chirpy cluck cluck maple syrup!
Xeroc: Truer words were never spoken!
Arzosah: Machine Shop 3?
Zeke: *popping in* Waterloo, Ontario? *popping back out*
Opium: Isn’t that a little too obvious a place?
Celeste: USS Crazy Horse?
Alexia: Antarctica?
Nan: *popping in* The 'Ship-Free Zone? *pops back out*
Opium: No, I’m sure there could be ‘ships nearby, this is my mind after all…oh, where could they be? This is my mind, I should know, and yet…

*meanwhile*

TopHatMan: The crumpets are delicious. Maybe we’re in London, England?
John: I really like this snow cone…maybe we’re in Antartica?
SigKitty: I really like this ‘ship! Maybe we’re in a ‘shipping zone!
John: Wait…that’s a White Spot Pirate Pack! We must be…in BC!
TopHatMan: Well, of course, this is Opium’s mind, after all. That’s a joke that would be in her head. That doesn’t actually indicated anything besides she’s from BC and that’s the culture and food she knows.
John: Huh. I think you’re right.
Voice: *voice comes from speaker* Hello again. Today you shall meet us.
*Three people enter the Attic. All are wearing cloaks that manage to cast a shadow over their faces, due the theatrical lights they have put in the Attic*
TopHatMan: You know, these theatre lights rae really bright and hot…can’t we turn them off?
Voice 1: *who is now a person in a black cloak as I just described* No! The you will see our faces! We can not allow that! The shadows must remain!
Seko: But if you turned off all the lights, we’d be in the dark, and…
Voice 2: Silence! I have a hangover. I agree, but alas, Voice 1 and 3 three think that theatrical staging is more important.
Voice 3: We are getting the attention we want. Soon, we will be able to reveal ourselves to you. But for now, we must up the ante, your searching may be getting close to the trail…so we are moving you all to…a different location! *du du dun*

*Meanwhile*
Katy Jane: land o cheese?
Stripysox: London, England?
MavrickZer0: Marine Harbor?
Michiel: Netherlands?
Opium: So no one has any good suggestions? At all? Come on, we need to find them, and soon!

[KillerGodMan]

I know! They're in the fiveminute.net intelligence agency!

[PointyHairedJedi]

...I think Opium might be slightly crazy. I might be slightly crazy too, but that's niether here nor there. Especially not there.

[NAHTMMM]

Whee! :D


And hooray for random cameos! :mrgreen:

[MaverickZer0]

Whee! :D


And hooray for random cameos! :mrgreen:

Seconded!

[Opium]

Part 4
*The valiant group of forumgoers is still attempting to come up with where the Forum Creations could be in, when NAHTMMM and PointyHairedJedi walk in*
NAHTMMM: St Louis, MO, USA, NA, Sol III, Sector 001, UFP, Alpha Quad, Milky Way, Local Group, Universe 00-000?
Opium: I think that general area has already been discussed…
*danieldoof walks in, carrying a map*
danieldoof: EU/Germany/Berlin?
PHJ: The wrong side of the England-Scotland border?
Opium: Um…huh? Look, we’re never going to find them shouting out random places…maybe we should do something constructive? A walk? Some food? Something to get our minds going?
PJH: Everyone likes pie!
NeoMatrix: Pie!
PHJ: I don't think I've ever had one of those before.
persianmouse: Mmm, pie…
Xeroc: Pie! Truer words were never spoken! Pie!
*mudshark enters with a freshly-made pie*
mudshark: There is one here. Heh heh heh.
*mudshark leaves, giving the pie to a bewildered Fuyu_Ginga*
Everyone: ?
Opium: I wonder if we can trust this pie…mudshark did say “heh heh heh”, which is what often villains say, unless he’s just a red herring pretending to be a villain, which of course I could do, but would I actually do it? I mean…
MaverickZer0: *in an aside to the audience* Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm morbid. Maybe I'm thinking too much. But I doubt everything will somehow fall into a nice, neat package. I think she's too good a writer for that.
Opium: Thanks for the vote of confidence, but I’m not so sure I wouldn’t make it fall into a nice, neat package simply to make it end in a…well, neat package. Or would I?
*Nan pops in*
Nan: I can't picture mudshark as lawful good. Well, I can, but only for a minute, and then I start giggling. Heeheeheeheehee...
*Nan pops out*

*meanwhile*

TopHatMan: *is sleeping*
John: *is snoring*
SigKitty: *is purring*
Voice 1: *is hogging the blanket*
Voice 2: *is dreaming of swimming with pirates in the Caribbean*
Voice 3: *is talking in sleep*: No! No more square dances! How about some tap?

[KillerGodMan]

NOOOO! Not the square dancing! *runs around in circles screaming random things*

[KillerGodMan]

Also, I made an image for John, and I'm going to use it! :lol: :wink: :twisted:

[Hotaru]

I seem to have dissapeared. Eh.

I want to find out who those voices are! Who could they be!?

[richardson]

Why am I getting the creepy feeling about those voices?

[Opium]

I seem to have dissapeared. Eh.

I want to find out who those voices are! Who could they be!?

:) No, you haven't disassapeared. I have to find quotes from you I can misquote for the story. You just have make more misquoatable quotes. :P



And now, without further "soon", part 4.7! (posted Aug 16th)

Part 4.7 (ie, part 5)

*The forumgoers are shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you, to find a letter addressed to them in the mailbox*
Opium: A note! It says, “For you TO FINd yOur friends, you must decipher the clues”. Huh. TO FIN O. Tofino! On the West Coast of Vancouver Island, a great whale-watching, storm-watching, and surfing destination. Tofino. A wonderful place to vacation any time of the year!

*The forumsgoers set off in the Forumgoer Mobile, also known as a trains, plains, automobiles, and BC Ferries to all get to the West Coast of Vancouver Island*

Opium: We’re off to see Tofino, the tofinoist place of them…we’re off we’re off we’re off we’re off to find the kidnappers lala
*The forumgoers all arrive and stay in a strangly large motel room*
KillerGM: Something's amiss here...
Opium: It was a little easy, but maybe they’re not that smart.
Hotaru: Who could they be?
Stripysox: Danial Radcliff? Princess Diana?
*Sa’ar unexpectedly arrives*
Sa’ar Chasm: Robin Williams? Pamela Martin?
Opium: Woah, hey there! Would a respected Canadian journalist stoop that low? No. Really, no. I’m serious. We have some really good journalists.
Celeste: Johnny Depp!
KillerGM: A: Not again!
Sa’ar Chasm: Wil Wheaton?
Opium: No, he was on CSI, he’d know how easy it is to be caught with Greg Sanders on your trail…
Katy Jane: =?=
KillerGM: Sum 41!
Fuyu_Ginga: Willy Nelson
*mudshark pops in with another pie*
Mudshark: Pie? Tony Curtis?
*gives pie to Sa’ar and leaves*
PHJ: Celtic Rangers?
Hotaru: Britney Spears!
NeoMatrix: The Big Show?
Opium: We’d be in trouble then…have you seen how big that guy is?
Asky: Asky?
Opium: You’re accusing yourself?
NAHTMMM: Hmm, anyone else?
Danieldoof: Stephen Hawking?
Xeroc: KillerGM?
Persianmouse: Hotaru?
Alexia: Ginga?
Admiral Sab: Opium?
Opium: Woah! Everyone stop! We’ll never get anywhere accusing each other!
Voice 1: *only the voice is heard* No, keep accusing each other! If you do that, you’ll never find us!
Opium: *puts ear to wall* Hey, you’re in the motel room besides us!
Voice 2: Um…no we’re not.
Voice 3: Yah, we’re uh…coming to you live through a speaker in the next room!
Richarson: Why am I getting the creepy feeling about those voices?
Opium: Because they are so creepy they won’t even admit they’re in the next room?
Michiel: If that were true, it wouldn't be. So I don't think it is.
PHJ: Uh, gotta go! *runs to block motel-room door that is next door to them*
Voice 2: Ah, crap…
Voice 1: Shh, we just have to try to get out the window!
TopHatMan: *muffled voice* shelpwg!
Voice 3: The windows are tiny! I think we may just have to…
*suddenly, the power to the entire motel is cut. Did I mention this was night? So, like, everything is dark ;) *
Voice 4: You have all fallen into the plan nicely. And now, I shall reveal what is really going on…
*ominous music plays*

[Ginga]

We sure ask a lot of questions. :lol:

[Opium]

Woah...you read that right quickly! Well, no time to edit it now...I'll have to wait until the Special Director's PC Version of Non-Specified Ill Intent.

(actually, I wasn't planning on editing it, but now that I've thought up the idea of SDPCVNSII, it sounds interesting...)

[Hotaru]

Hotaru: Britney Spears!


You know me so well! :D

[MaverickZer0]

A very great many questions.

...Is it just me, or does it seem like there are forumers responsible for this?

[Asky]

Ha! Asky did it! I knew it! Wait...

[KillerGodMan]

AHA! I knew it all along!

...no I didn't...

and notice how I never accused ANYBODY! (from the forum) I'm so nice! :)

[danieldoof]

^ me neither

at least something intelligent came out of my mouth though it was only a name :wink:

[Anonymous]

*Snerk*

I bet it was that Zeke fella that did it. ;)

[Anonymous]

Uh, that was me.

OR WAS IT?

[Katy Jane]

*Snerk*

I bet it was that Zeke fella that did it. ;)

heehee

I didn't accuse anyone either, period. ;) All i got was an odd question mark :( ;)

[Ginga]

*tapes "Guest" over name*

Perhaps it was Ginga trying to collect insurance money.

[Chancellor Valium]

Hmmmm...........I think it was that naughty sinful-type Valium chappy. Notice how he disappeared shortly before all of these naughty events and only speaks once, before disappearing again. Obviously to continue his naughty plans!

[KillerGodMan]

Valium, you're just saying that because Opium didn't include you among the forum goers yet

[Chancellor Valium]

Valium, you're just saying that because Opium didn't include you among the forum goers yet

Nope, I said that because I'm starting to suffer from Multiplied Personality Syndrome......

[Opium]

Shh, no fighting, or I will make it look like you both like to watch Barney :P

[danieldoof]

hey I like to watch barney.....gumble :wink:

[NeoMatrix]

Barney did it!

[Chancellor Valium]

Shh, no fighting, or I will make it look like you both like to watch Barney :P
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[KillerGodMan]

*takes anti-fighting pill*

[PointyHairedJedi]

Nope, I said that because I'm starting to suffer from Multiplied Personality Syndrome......
Hah! My multiple personalities could beat up your multiple personalities any day!

[Chancellor Valium]

Nope, I said that because I'm starting to suffer from Multiplied Personality Syndrome......
Hah! My multiple personalities could beat up your multiple personalities any day!

Nunno, I've only got one personality, there's just a lot of usme....

[Opium]

Part 5: ie, The End

* When we last left off, the forumgoers had the 3 Voices trapped in their motel room. But then…Voice 4 was heard! What could this mean? And now…*

Voice 5: But first, here’s a break to talk about sponsors.

*lights in the motel are put back on, with a spotlight on Voice 5, who is none other than…Opium!*

Voice 5, that is, Opium: Yes, that’s right. You’ve all fallen into the plan to bring you great ideas for reading, writing, and thinking! My first recommendation is that you read some Agatha Christie mysteries. Next is go see some summer plays around your area!
Summer stock theatre: Bringing you weird people since Plato. Next, watch some CSI and Lost. They rule. Don’t forget to read national and international newspapers; you need to get your world news! And now, back to our regularly scheduled program.
Stripysox: That sounds interesting.
MaverickZer0: Is it just me, or does it seem like there are forumers responsible for this?
Opium: We should go after the other voices now.

*blank stares*

Opium: “Now” means the opposite of “soon”.
*realization dawns that the forumgoers*
NeoMatrix: Barney did it!
Asky: I knew it!
KillerGM: AHA! I knew it all along!
Opium: That Voice 5 was just a red herring?
Alexia: *cough*
Opium: What? Oh, right, the 4 other voices…

*the forumgoers go to the other motel room, where PHJ is still guarding the door. They open the door and find…*

TopHatMan: *wearing a Canucks hat* Help! Josie, TopHatWoman and Karl have kidnapped us!
Danieldoof: in our language version he is from Switzerland…
John: We thought with the eTrektion coming you’d forgotten us and were going to let us be kidnapped by these wackos!
Josie: You felt forgotten? What about us? We’re the ones really forgotten!
Karl: Yah. TopHatMan is seen in avvies and sigs! John dies all the time! Seko is a SigKitty! But us…we’re just truly forgotten. And now we’ve had to watch you three whine that you’re having to compete with the eTrektion. But we’re forgotten almost totally!
PHJ: gosh, I wonder why.
Josie: And so, we kidnapped Seko, TopHatMan, and John!
Karl: Wouldn’t one of you take us on? Please?
KillerGM: Seeing as I hate both... NO.
Josie: Yah, well, we weren’t asking you!
Opium: You know, I forgot to add in some forumgoers, as they are relatively new. How about in the spirit of the moment, we introduce them!

*whoiam walks into the motel patio area*

whoiam: Join me

*PG15, evay, and Kristina walk into the motel patio area*

PG15: Indeed.
Kristina: Ah, I'm in good company
evay: hee hee hee I love metafiction.

*mudshark pops in with more pie*

Opium: mudshark, we’re at an important emotional plot point!
Mudshark: oops, you’re right. It won't happen again. Probably.

*mudshark leaves the pie, and then leaves. Katy Jane takes a piece*

Katy Jane: Its fluffy chocolate!
NAHTMMM: And hooray for random cameos!
Josie: Hey! Remember us? We kidnapped your beloved forum characters?

Voice 4: Anyone remember me? *in walks not a person, but…some dude in an eTrektion costume* I want attention! *takes off costume and it’s* I’m Evil Future Guy. Everyone forgot me, but I didn’t forget me! So I did this ingenious plan of kidnapping Josie, TopHatWoman and Karl from their respective times, brought them here, made them feel forgotten, and then had them kidnap Seko, TopHatMan and John from some boring point in the future when they would be forgotten about also, so that everyone would feel long forgotten.
Scooter: About ten years ago?
Chancellor Valium: Ohh, the illogic!
Richardson: "nough said on the topic of time travel right there.

Zeke: *pops in* My world is shaken. *pops out*

Opium: So everyone liked this adventure?
Admiral Sab: It's just missing something
Opium: Huh. Interesting. But we now know that the answer to the question, “if a forgotten character yells in a forest, does it make sound”.
Kristina: In a way, it did. It also dealt far too much with the backstory overall and far too little with current happenings, in my opinion anyway.
Xeroc: A truly great retrospective
Opium: Backstory? Current happenings? Retrospective? Are you even talking about this story, or are you being misquoted?
Alexia: I guess that could happen in the next book.
Hotaru: I think you've earned a little vacation
Opium: I’m going to Disneyland…wait, no I’m not.

*Cue blackout*
*nothing happens*

Narrator: I said, cue blackout!
Opium: When you say, “cue blackout” it gets cued up. You have to insert “go” instead of “cue” for it to actually happen.
Narrator: Uh. Okay then.

*GO*
*again, nothing happens*

Opium: No, no, no, you have to say what has to go!
Narrator: I said go!
Fuyu_Ginga: Therefore he would technically be correct, wouldn't he?
Opium: No, he would not. He must say “Blackout go” for it to go!

*blackout*

Narrator: Hey, I wanted to say it!
Opium: Wait! Wait! Light back up!

*lights go back up*

Scooter: One final bizarre note…
Opium: I forgot to add this…so since because this is a timetravel episode, there are other copies of all the forum characters travelling around, and obviously I cloned them all to get them in this story anyways, there are multiple copies of the forum characters running around. Just wanted to clarify.

*Blackout*

The End. For now.

[whoiam]

Woohoo! 2 word Cameo!:D

[persianmouse]

Huh...my last words were an accusation of Hotaru. You do realize he will now send his army of Britany Spears bots to kill me, don't you?

[Opium]

Yes, yes I do.

I had to do some serious editing of this story as so it was not too long, so I am sorry if not everyone got their fair share of lines. But don't worry, there could always be more... :twisted:

[danieldoof]

I got lines...yeah

and my secret identity1 the evil future guy was behind all this

I knew it :twisted:

[KillerGodMan]

Clones... I wonder if... Seko... hmm...

[danieldoof]

wow the first sigkitty to get cloned

we should patent it

[KillerGodMan]

We could patent it...

Or I could send the REST of the clones...

[PointyHairedJedi]

There was pie, and it was good.

Oh, yeah, the story. That was good too.

[Ginga]

*stares over at KillerGM's sig*

>.>

Hmm... that cat looks an awful lot like my Seko... *pets while suspiciously staring over there* <.<

[Chancellor Valium]

Ohh, the illogic!

[Asky]

okay, I didn't really understand any of that, but I'll just smile and nod

[PointyHairedJedi]

A valuable life skill, is that.

[Alexia]

*stares over at KillerGM's sig*

>.>

Hmm... that cat looks an awful lot like my Seko... *pets while suspiciously staring over there* <.<

And not hotlinked or anything... :roll:

[Anonymous]

Honestly, how could you, KillerGM? Using a reflection of Seko and pretending its a clone...

*tuts and shakes head disapprovingly*

[whoiam]

*should really remember to post from the browser he's logged in on in future, however many links he's checking in Firefox*

[Ginga]

*stares over at KillerGM's sig*

>.>

Hmm... that cat looks an awful lot like my Seko... *pets while suspiciously staring over there* <.<

And not hotlinked or anything... :roll:

Oh, rofl, it's hotlinked. XD

[Hotaru]

Huh...my last words were an accusation of Hotaru. You do realize he will now send his army of Britany Spears bots to kill me, don't you?

I'm sorry, I never noticed this. I wasn't going to kill you, but now...
Angry Toxic Britney!
http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/aggravated.png
Other Angry Toxic Britney!
http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/angry.png
Angry Boys Britney!
http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/bitchy.png
Angry From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart Britney!
http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/cynical.png
Angry Me Against The Music Britney!
http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/grumpy.png
Angry Overprotected Britney!
http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/infuriated.png
Angry Everytime Britney!
http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/pissedoff.png
Angry Do Somethin' Britney!
http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/stressed.png


And cause you spelt her name wrong:

http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/melancholy.png
Sad Oops... Britney.

Fear them! They are evil clones of evil!

Pictures brought to you by my livejournal moodset

[KillerGodMan]

whoiam, you have to pay attention to the Secret Plan of DOOOM! It's been advertised for THREE WEEKS! I know you haven't been around that long, but STILL!

Becides, knowing Ginga, she probably knew already...

[persianmouse]

Huh...my last words were an accusation of Hotaru. You do realize he will now send his army of Britany Spears bots to kill me, don't you?

I'm sorry, I never noticed this. I wasn't going to kill you, but now...
Angry Toxic Britney!
http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/aggravated.png
Other Angry Toxic Britney!
http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/angry.png
Angry Boys Britney!
http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/bitchy.png
Angry From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart Britney!
http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/cynical.png
Angry Me Against The Music Britney!
http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/grumpy.png
Angry Overprotected Britney!
http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/infuriated.png
Angry Everytime Britney!
http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/pissedoff.png
Angry Do Somethin' Britney!
http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/stressed.png


And cause you spelt her name wrong:

http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/melancholy.png
Sad Oops... Britney.

Fear them! They are evil clones of evil!

Pictures brought to you by my livejournal moodset

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! The Brit-bots are coming after me, and they're shooting killer laser-beams from their boobies, and bees are pouring from their mouths! Bees! From their mouths!

What will I do?!!!

SAVE ME JEBUS, SAVE ME!!!!

[danieldoof]

maybe I should create a pack of iNstein clones so they speechify britney and her head explodes

[Chancellor Valium]

Fear not, my Illogic will destroy them!

OI! BRITNEYBOTS! Thank you. Now, why is a raven like a writing desk?

:mrgreen:

[Hotaru]

Okay, Britney is thinking about it now
http://www.finalknight.net/icon/moods/contemplative.png

She's decided it's just a funny statement
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And now she's angry with you Valium
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[danieldoof]

at least she's not angry with me

[PointyHairedJedi]

I think I'm scared now. :shock:

[danieldoof]

you should be....

wait till my iNsteins come and get you

[Chancellor Valium]

Really? Good! Time for some real nonsense!

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"


He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.


And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!


One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.


"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

[Opium]

:twisted: I'm glad I've brought out the even-wierder in everyone

[whoiam]

You are truly living up to your screen-name :D

[PointyHairedJedi]

Look at the colours man, the colours! Sooo pretty.....

[whoiam]

oooh, red, blue, and grey...

...that reminds me of something...

I'm thinking possibly the colours 'red', 'blue'. and 'grey'...