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[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]This is going to be officially published with "Minefield," but I thought I'd show it to you guys first....

[b:post_uid0]The Top 10 Reasons We Haven't Seen the Romulans Since "Minefield"[/b:post_uid0]
<li value=10>Last time they showed up, T'Pol kept asking them how her parents were doing
<li value=9>Daniels has been making vague threats to the writers
<li value=8>Before Kirk, Romulans were invisible
<li value=7>[i:post_uid0]Star Trek: Nemesis[/i:post_uid0]'s box-office take
<li value=6>Mayweather's going to strike if the Romulans get more lines this season than he does
<li value=5>The costume department is out of shoulder padding
<li value=4>Don't be silly -- it was [i:post_uid0]Borg[/i:post_uid0] in Archer's time, not Romulans
<li value=3>They're lurking in a certain controversial Trek BBS forum (http://www.trekbbs.com/threads/postlist.php?Cat=&Board=UBB21)
<li value=2>They're cloaked (ba-dum boom)

And the number one reason we haven't seen the Romulans since "Minefield"....

<li value=1>We [i:post_uid0]have[/i:post_uid0] seen them, we just couldn't tell they weren't Vulcans[/color:post_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]:lol: Good one. Hey, maybe you could link to the "Top ten ways you know you've been hanging out at 5MV too long" thread, or put all o' thems up if you wanna...Good Top ten list[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[quote:post_uid0="Captain Galactic"][color=#000000:post_uid0]:lol: Good one.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Thanks.

[quote:post_uid0]Hey, maybe you could link to the "Top ten ways you know you've been hanging out at 5MV too long" thread, or put all o' thems up if you wanna...[/quote:post_uid0]

No, I meant what I said in that thread. It's not that I don't find it flattering -- in fact, it's just the opposite. Posting that list on the site would be too much like bragging.[/color:post_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]:think:

Oh, now I understand. Thanks for explaining it. :smile: It feels good to know.[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Hehe I like. I swear though, they could have T'pol or Sorval (I think) end up turning out to be a Romulan later on, and I'd totaly belive it.[/color:post_uid0]

[FatMatDuhRat]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]OOOOOOoooooOOOOO! [b:post_uid0]5-Min-MINEFIELD![/b:post_uid0] Awesome!
:bigsmile: :D :bigsmile:
Just remember to be gentle to [b:post_uid0]Hoshi,[/b:post_uid0] ok? Try not
to injure her too badly like she was in that EP.[/color:post_uid0]

[Things Are Good]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]My memory isn't so good. What is "Minefield" again? Is it a movie of some kind? ;)[/color:post_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Minefield was an episode of...:think: ohhhh...I get it.[/color:post_uid0]

[FatMatDuhRat]

[quote:post_uid0="Things Are Good"][color=#000000:post_uid0]What is [b:post_uid0]Minefield[/b:post_uid0] again?[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0][b:post_uid0]TAG,[/b:post_uid0] you've been taking sarcastic lessons from
[b:post_uid0]Sa'ar Chasm,[/b:post_uid0] haven't you?
:eyeroll:[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]TAG, you've been taking sarcastic lessons from
Sa'ar Chasm, haven't you?
[/quote:post_uid0]

I don't give lessons. TAG's sarcasm is all natural talent. *g*[/color:post_uid0]

[Things Are Good]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Sarcasm is fun.

So is, to a lesser extent, Sa'ar Chasm.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kira]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]Didn't you see the "Don't inflate the ego" sign?

I've really got to get more of those made up now that we've got more members....[/color:post_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]It must have been hidden by the FREE PIE sign[/color:post_uid0]

[Wonko The Sane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]FREE PIE? :O

*runs around in circles, looking for pie...but instead only finds a pile of lint, and a charred printout of 'Topic Title'*[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]::takes the Charred Printout of Topic Title, and hands Wonko a tube of toothpaste:: I'm giving these out for halloween this year.[/color:post_uid0]

[Kira]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]So I guess that settles the question of whether Celeste is pure evil or not.

(Hey, maybe she's Vulcan or something....)[/color:post_uid0]

[Captain Galactic]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I like toothpaste. *grabs a tube of toothpaste and swallows its contents* Minty fresh, minty fresh, lalalalala...[/color:post_uid0]

[Celeste]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]::Evil grin:: No Kira, my plan worked perfectly! Fluoride poisioning!![/color:post_uid0]

[FatMatDuhRat]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]HA! [b:post_uid0]Charred Printout of Topic Title,[/b:post_uid0] that's hilarious!
:lol: :p[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]Didn't you see the "Don't inflate the ego" sign?
[/quote:post_uid0]

My ego comes with a pressure-regulation valve, but it only functions sporadically.[/color:post_uid0]

[Zeke]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]I can't get mine to work at all. What's your secret?[/color:post_uid0]

[Sa'ar Chasm]

[color=#000000:post_uid0][quote:post_uid0]I can't get mine to work at all. What's your secret?[/quote:post_uid0]

A continual battering of Life telling me I'm not as cool as I think I am.

Stupid reality. Where's my dragon?[/color:post_uid0]

[Wonko The Sane]

[color=#000000:post_uid0]:::Sudden realization that eating a 90-some-odd pages of Topic Title mixed with fluoride creates a substance not unlike C4:::

:O

[b:post_uid0]KABLAMO![/b:post_uid0]

[i:post_uid0]Wonko:[/i:post_uid0] GAK![/color:post_uid0]

[Saxamaphone]

[quote:post_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][color=#000000:post_uid0]A continual battering of Life telling me I'm not as cool as I think I am.[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Yeah - stupid reality. I figure Life's just jelious. Life's a nark.

And did someone say FREE PIE?[/color:post_uid0]

[mudshark]

[quote:post_uid0="Kira"][color=#000000:post_uid0]Didn't you see the "Don't inflate the ego" sign?

I've really got to get more of those made up now that we've got more members....[/color:post_uid0][/quote:post_uid0]
[color=#000000:post_uid0]Oh, like that'll work. :p[/color:post_uid0]