5MBSG: Season 2 | ||
Latest addition: Five-Minute "Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 2" (April 1, 2006) | ||
EPISODE | AUTHOR | DESCRIPTION |
Scattered | Zeke | The fleet gets lost, but Gaeta finds them by networking the ship's computer systems and setting up firewalls to keep the Cylons from hacking them! I bet Star Trek would have resorted to technobabble! |
Valley of Darkness | Zeke | Cylons invade the ship! Unprepared crew have to fight them with inadequate weapons! It's like Alien, only better because BSG does things better than other things! |
Fragged | Zeke | BSG does Vietnam! And it's better because see above! |
Resistance | Zeke | Oh boy, a mutiny! That'll show Tigh! Adama's so gonna kick his ass! And then Adama wakes up and he has a touching scene with Tigh! Awww! |
The Farm | Zeke | Moore has the courage to take a stand against women being violated! Go Ron! |
Home, Part 1 | Zeke | Wow, they're gonna find the Tomb of Athena! But who's going to kick their butts first: the Cylons, Adama, Zarek's guy, or Sharon? OH THE DRAMA! I'm on the edge of my seat! |
Home, Part 2 | Zeke | Best episode EVER! Adama sees the light and lets everyone get away with everything! The fleet goes back to normal! But it's not a reset button because that's what CRAP shows do! |
Final Cut | Zeke | Take that, nosy journalists! And take that, people who object to nosy journalists! |
Flight of the Phoenix | Zeke | Can Sharon be trusted? Can she? CAN SHE? This is so much more complicated than all the other "can someone be trusted" stories! CAN SHE?! |
Pegasus | Zeke | Another battlestar shows up -- and it has DARK SECRETS! Man, I never expected DARK SECRETS! I thought it would just be two ships meeting up! |
Resurrection Ship, Part 1 | Zeke | Moore has the courage to take a stand against raping prisoners! Go Ron! |
Resurrection Ship, Part 2 | Zeke | Best episode EVER! Both commanders wimp out of assassinating each other, and then Cain is killed anyway! Talk about convenient, only realistic and not convenient! |
Epiphanies | Zeke | Roslin's cancer is magically cured, but it's not cheap at all! Honest! It's not like they're going to forget this and never use the baby's magic blood cells again! |
Black Market | Zeke | Apollo sleeps with a hooker! Just goes to show that BSG is Sci-Fi Sexuality Dealt With! You can tell because there's lots of sex in it and it isn't Star Trek! |
Scar | Zeke | The first episode where every line has "frak" in it! And there's SEX! This show just keeps getting better! |
Sacrifice | Zeke | Billy gets his heart broken by Dee and then dies for her! I don't know about you, but I can't wait to see Dee have lots of sex with Apollo now! |
The Captain's Hand | Zeke | Moore has the courage to take a stand against the horrible soulless evil Nazi pro-lifers! Go Ron! |
Downloaded | Zeke | Wow, an episode starring Six and Boomer where they don't have sex with anybody! It's still good, though! And maybe there was sex after the credits! |
Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 1 | Zeke | Oh boy oh boy oh boy, election! Who's gonna win? And omg cliffhanger! |
Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 2 | Zeke | OH EM EFFING GEE! Best episode EVER!! An evil guy is elected (take that, Bush!) Fixing elections is declared wrong (take that, Bush!) Choosing not to fight anymore gets the humans royally screwed (take that, Bush!) And the show JUMPS FORWARD A YEAR! Holy GOD the originality! No other show would EVER take such risks! RDM IS GOD! |
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