5MBSG's Statement of Purpose
Ah, the marvels of modern society! And perhaps the greatest of these marvels is Battlestar Galactica. The space shuttle orbits the Earth at Mach 25. Passenger airplanes break the sound barrier. Burritos take a mere sixty seconds to cook. But can any of these things possibly compete with the likes of "Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down"?
However, to enjoy BSG, you must spend a full hour on the couch doing nothing (besides experiencing rapture like no other). In that same amount of time, the space shuttle orbits the Earth hundreds of times, Concordes outrace the sound of their own engines, and someone, somewhere -- possibly everyone, everywhere -- is having sex with Six ten times. Imagine what you could do with that kind of time!
What's needed is something to help the BSG revolution along. This site is a site with a mission: to help the Galactigospel spread by condensing it to pocket-size. Everything about the original episode is retained, but the new, streamlined version takes a mere five minutes instead of sixty. You, the reader, stand at the forefront of the speed revolution -- if you dare to roll the hard five. Welcome to Five-Minute Battlestar Galactica!
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All material © 2006, Colin Hayman.