by Derek Dean
by Derek Dean
Doctor: So we should go to New New York. |
Martha: Was it once New New Amsterdam? Is it part of New New York state in the New United States of New America?
Doctor: You can't out-New me, and since I recycle all my jokes, allow me to tell you that this is actually New New New New...
Pharmacist: Would you like to buy Happy? How about Sad? Iffy? So-So? Claustrophobic? I've got them all!
Milo: Excuse me, we need to kidnap your companion here. That okay?
Martha: You've kidnapped me?! Where are you taking me?
Thomas: Welcome aboard our hovercar, Doctor. I'm purrrfectly happy to meet you!
Cheen: So have you heard the stories that say there are monsters living in these lanes, but nobody's ever seen them?
Sally Calypso: And now let's sing everyone's favorite hymn with Calypso!
Doctor: I've got to get down to Martha! So I'm going to start dropping from car to car to get to her.
Doctor: Ha! Finally reached the bottom car! Now I can see what's below us -- HOLY MACRA!
Novice: So this is the Senate and by implication the rest of the overworld. We were all wiped out by the PAX.
Milo: So the Macra are attacking us. We need someone to saaaaaaave us!
Doctor: (over comm) Rise and shine, everybody. I say to you, arise! I have opened the gates of --
Face of Boe: So now is the time.... Now I will tell you -- my secret. My big secret. My master secret. The secret of secrets.
Martha: So tell me about the Time Lords.
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