The Sa'ar Chasm FAQ
by Sa'ar Chasm (yeah, sure)
Q: "Sa'ar Chasm"? What kind of stupid name is that?
It's a pun. See, a chasm is a...
Q: I know, I know. It's rather trite, isn't it?
Q: Where on earth did you come up with it?
I stole it off a tagline in the Trek_Humour_Filk Echo on Fidonet.
The definition of all those terms is left as an exercise to the reader.
Q: Meaning you're too lazy to explain?
Q: Who are you and what do you do?
I'm currently a chemistry graduate student at the University of Ottawa, but --
Q: Ottawa? Did you know Z--
No, I didn't know Zeke before I found 5MV. As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I was born in North Vancouver, BC, but my parents currently live in Kelowna. You may remember it from the time it burned down.
Q: Another Canadian?
We were due. Besides, the Americans looked like they were going to achieve parity.
Q: Have you lived anywhere else?
Yup. I spent two and a half years in Australia, where I hold dual citizenship.
Q: Have you met Zeke?
Yup. I've also met Nan on several occasions, Marc once, and Deltachatters Shorty and BMG.
Q: Nan, eh? Are you and her...?
No, we're just friends.
Q: Are you sure?
It's all perfectly innocent. Now ask something else before I smite you with the Sharpie.
Q: What do you want?
Never ask that question.
Q: So how did you get to be section head?
I made a joke and Zeke took me seriously?
Q: Really? That's all it takes?
Well, all those games of pool I let him win may have something to do with it.
Q: Why B5?
Derek beat me to DS9...by a considerable margin, I might add.
Q: Why are you here?
Everyone's gotta be somewhere.
Q: Anything else cool about you?
I was born on Groundhog Day.
Q: What year?
Let's just say I fill the gap between Derek and Kira. Any further questions?
Q: Where are you going?
To the bathroom. Anything else before I go?
Q: Yes. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I'm outta here.
Q: Well, that was anticlimactic.
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All material © 2005, Steven Maguire.