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The Sa'ar Chasm FAQ

by Sa'ar Chasm (yeah, sure)

Q: "Sa'ar Chasm"? What kind of stupid name is that?

It's a pun. See, a chasm is a...

Q: I know, I know. It's rather trite, isn't it?

Thank you.

Q: Where on earth did you come up with it?

I stole it off a tagline in the Trek_Humour_Filk Echo on Fidonet.

Q: Buh?

The definition of all those terms is left as an exercise to the reader.

Q: Meaning you're too lazy to explain?

Next question.

Q: Who are you and what do you do?

I'm currently a chemistry graduate student at the University of Ottawa, but --

Q: Ottawa? Did you know Z--

No, I didn't know Zeke before I found 5MV. As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, I was born in North Vancouver, BC, but my parents currently live in Kelowna. You may remember it from the time it burned down.

Q: Another Canadian?

We were due. Besides, the Americans looked like they were going to achieve parity.

Q: Have you lived anywhere else?

Yup. I spent two and a half years in Australia, where I hold dual citizenship.

Q: Have you met Zeke?

Yup. I've also met Nan on several occasions, Marc once, and Deltachatters Shorty and BMG.

Q: Nan, eh? Are you and her...?

No, we're just friends.

Q: Are you sure?

It's all perfectly innocent. Now ask something else before I smite you with the Sharpie.

Q: What do you want?

Never ask that question.

Q: So how did you get to be section head?

I made a joke and Zeke took me seriously?

Q: Really? That's all it takes?

Well, all those games of pool I let him win may have something to do with it.

Q: Why B5?

Derek beat me to DS9...by a considerable margin, I might add.

Q: Why are you here?

Everyone's gotta be somewhere.

Q: Anything else cool about you?

I was born on Groundhog Day.

Q: What year?

Let's just say I fill the gap between Derek and Kira. Any further questions?

Q: Where are you going?

To the bathroom. Anything else before I go?

Q: Yes. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I'm outta here.

Q: Well, that was anticlimactic.

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